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and Mercedes for the driving slips which offer a pristine and unique driving experience.

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The driving slips are made from pure genuine panther sack with a puppy fur exterior.

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Don't worry, no animals were harmed in the making apart from the panther which had to be sacrificed

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for the sole which you may think is rubber but you're wrong.

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That's pure panther sack.

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As I said yesterday, slipping your bare naked foot into this, it's like slipping your foot into a pile of puppies.

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Andrex.

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But without the pain that you would have obviously caused those guys.

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I'd never do that myself.

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Real lovely sheep skin and this kind of like mole skin.

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It's not a body blow.

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It's definitely not a moley skag buzz.

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I would like to say it's just an all-encompassing panther cloud of a slip.

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And the purchase that you get on the fucking sand pedal greeno with this, once the panther sack meets the cool hard steel of the pedal,

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you're in sheer driving heaven.

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There's nothing much more you can say about it other than I'm going to take it to the track and let the driving do all the talking for me.

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Also, Connor Williams.

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These custom-made Connor Williams socks here really do everything just as a...

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And make the drive that much more sweeter.

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Big shout-out to Baz Yashamway who managed to sort me out with the custom-made Connor Williams socks.

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Thanks so much, Baz.

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Best of luck with all your future projects as well.

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Yeah, Sky, it's looking great.

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It's looking great.

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If you want, Baz, look.

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If you want a DOP who's full to the gills of class gear and equipment and has an eye for the cinematic,

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the fucking artistic, then no better man than me, Connor Williams.

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Former senior sales executive in Mercedes Ireland.

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Partner at KPMG by the age of 23.

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Done a lot of work with the big insurance and investment banks too.

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I have an established, tried-and-tested portfolio and a rich and developed professional history with these guys.

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I've got a CV as long as your fucking arm.

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You need a toilet roll spool to be able to go through all the companies that I've been and seen.

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Yeah, you'd want to read the details of what I did there.

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Right now, I'm just ball-busting for Zurich.

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Doing a little bit of side hustling for the Gooser.

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Great Goose.

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And, you know, I also do commentary and sports for RTE, TV3.

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You name it, I've been there, I've done it.

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So, Baz, get in touch, man.

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Get in touch.

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I won't let you down.

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Just like Dan Scribbler doesn't let me down.

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Thank you very much.

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I appreciate that.

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Thanks so much, Dan.

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I hope you've been on to Zurich or even KPMG.

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Let's have a little look here at what we've got.

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The future of HR and tech.

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Big, big changes coming up here.

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Big changes.

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You want to get your head screwed on

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and you want to start having a little look.

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Cork, city on the rise.

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Jay Purdue.

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Thanks very much, Jay.

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Thanks very much.

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Have you got a pension yet?

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Get looking.

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That's my advice.

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Get looking.

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You might not want to hear it,

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but I'm going to tell you.

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I'm just going to give it to you straight.

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That's the way I say things, you know?

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No bit about the bush.

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Pull no punches.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Young brother.

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Bohemian.

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Sorry.

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It's the name there.

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Thanks very much.

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My girlfriend's name is Mercedes.

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I play her Mercedes all the time to annoy her.

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Cheers, Viper.

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No problem, young.

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No problem at all.

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There's the guys.

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The team.

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Squad goals.

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The KPMG Cork.

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Cork Crisis Management Centre.

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I'm doing a bit of crisis management on the side as well,

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so if you ever have a fuck up,

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or you need something swept up,

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don't worry.

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Get on to me,

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and I'll fucking sort it out, man.

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I've got an army.

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I've got an army of fucking public relations locusts

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that will swarm upon anyone

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who dares besmirch the name of any of my clients.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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I'm going to double pedalino now.

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Don't be offended.

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Don't be offended.

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as we tickle hard,

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like Mr. Tickles did,

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with my former wife.

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As we go into the fucking switcheruger.

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Freddy Krueger.

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Fast and hard.

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A bend for the ages.

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Bend it like Beckham.

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Crash into the side.

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No penalisation for that.

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Into the Hawkeye can we go.

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Let's take over this.

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An AMG Coochie Coo Coupe.

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See you later.

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Shake of the fist.

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Alligator.

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Bye bye.

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No match for me.

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No match for any man.

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Or beast.

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Behind the wheel of this AMG.

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Custom limited edition.

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Quiddlebacker ho.

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For me, Connor Williams.

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Great to see you again guys.

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For this drive time.

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News talk.

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Ivan Yates presents.

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News talk.

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The movie.

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Which we're going to be releasing soon enough.

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It's in pre-production at the moment.

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Script has been written.

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It's first draft.

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We're going to the Irish film board.

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And we're looking for the big fat two millies.

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Yates was after 1.5.

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But I pushed him.

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I don't know what's going on with Yates.

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He's just lost the edge since he went to news talk.

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You know.

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I think he has to cater to an audience who.

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Are beneath him.

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To be honest.

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If I know Yates.

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And I do know him.

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The disdain he does have.

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For his audience.

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Is nothing.

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If not vicious.

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Oh.

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Sorry about that.

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His disdain he has for his audience.

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Is nothing.

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If not vicious.

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And another fucking one.

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And toxic.

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As we go into the fucking Callan hard.

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Nice and fast.

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Got a fucking.

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Soccer mommy there.

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See you later.

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But yeah.

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Whatever you say about Yates.

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The man has come back from the dead.

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He's the cat with nine lives.

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And then an extra one just thrown in.

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Oh yeah.

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Very very nice today.

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Very very nice.

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That's not great.

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Let's go.

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But the chance did arise.

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At Ivan Yates' cookbook finalization there at the publishers.

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We nailed it down.

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The title is there.

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Yates on plates.

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And.

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Recipes from the hard shoulder.

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Is the subtitle.

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Featuring.

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A litany.

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Of real tasty situations.

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From all around the world.

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Very easy to cook ready meals.

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With the latest organic ingredients.

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To world dishes as well.

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From Africa.

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And.

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South America.

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A lot of Mediterranean.

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stuff as well.

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But.

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We were there just.

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Hammering out the final details.

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Of Ivan Yates' book.

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When.

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We let slip to the publisher.

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That we have a movie.

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On the.

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On the.

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On the go.

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You know.

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In the oven.

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Ivan Yates.

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The movie.

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Sorry.

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The hard shoulder.

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The movie.

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Which is going to be.

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A kind of.

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Current affairs.

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Fucking hate wank.

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Of a flick.

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Target audience.

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Is.

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Males.

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The elusive.

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And very lucrative.

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28.

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To 50.

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Year old.

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Bracket.

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I think it's going to be a blast.

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I really think it's going to be a blast.

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But I mean.

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He's going to have a lucrative year.

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Yates is really going to be raking it in this year.

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And God bless him.

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He deserves it.

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He pulled it back.

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And now he's got the hard shoulder.

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Corporate.

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Many.

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Like we don't even see the amount of corporate stuff he does.

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He's an animal.

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He's a machine.

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He was doing the fucking digital excellency awards there the last week.

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Giving out fucking.

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Elaborate trophies.

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To digital marketeers.

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The stratosphere.

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And some of his off the cuff comments.

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And comparing skills.

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Were just sublime.

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I don't know how he's not on TV.

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I.

283
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,980
I don't know how he's not doing the late late.

284
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,360
But he doesn't fucking need it.

285
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,140
Does not need it.

286
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,260
He wanted Liam Neeson to play him in the movie.

287
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,920
In the hard shoulder of the movie.

288
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,440
But I advised against it.

289
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,600
After Liam's.

290
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:32,620
Cosh comments.

291
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:32,960
You know.

292
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:34,980
It's just.

293
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,140
I know that Yates.

294
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,660
He was saying.

295
00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:37,880
You know.

296
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,560
They were taking it out of context.

297
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,000
And it was actually.

298
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:42,400
I said.

299
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:42,720
Yates.

300
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,640
I heard the context.

301
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,340
And it was still a bit fucking dodge man.

302
00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:45,920
Do you know what I mean.

303
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:46,900
And.

304
00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:48,980
He said.

305
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:49,480
Yeah.

306
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,880
But he was being brutally honest.

307
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:51,460
And I said.

308
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:51,640
Yeah.

309
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:52,500
There's honesty as well.

310
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:52,920
But you know.

311
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,100
You gotta understand.

312
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:55,640
What the fuck am I doing.

313
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,460
There's a lot of people out there.

314
00:13:59,560 --> 00:13:59,720
Who.

315
00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,140
Don't want to know.

316
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,300
About context.

317
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,040
And they're so touchy.

318
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,540
That certain words.

319
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,080
Said in a specific.

320
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:11,840
Way.

321
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:13,920
Will alarm.

322
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:15,740
And.

323
00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:16,780
Inflame.

324
00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:18,700
Situations.

325
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,560
So we're still just.

326
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,940
Deadlocked on that.

327
00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:23,480
At the moment.

328
00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:25,700
What I can say is.

329
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,260
That Samantha Mumba.

330
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,620
Is attached.

331
00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:33,140
Jack Rayner.

332
00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:35,820
Gonna be having dinner.

333
00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:36,480
Later on.

334
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,340
With his agent.

335
00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:41,840
He's gonna be.

336
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,760
Doing the new Transformers reboot.

337
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:44,640
Of the reboot.

338
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,220
But I mean.

339
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,220
I don't know.

340
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:48,480
I think.

341
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,120
I think the Yates is gonna be something.

342
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:50,980
It's gonna be like.

343
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,200
What Richard did.

344
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,440
It's gonna have that depth.

345
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,760
And I want it to have the magical realism.

346
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:01,540
Of.

347
00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:04,860
That.

348
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,420
What's that fucking stupid film.

349
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,020
Ah.

350
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,300
Life of Pi.

351
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,420
And there's another one as well.

352
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:16,260
What is it?

353
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,480
It's the Spanish one.

354
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:18,880
Fucking.

355
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:19,720
With that stupid.

356
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,200
The guy with the hands.

357
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,240
Do you remember he had the hands like that?

358
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,540
Eyes on his hands.

359
00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:28,020
Eyes.

360
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,460
Eyes on his hands.

361
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,700
In chat.

362
00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:34,760
Eyes on his hands.

363
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:35,400
In chat.

364
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,840
Pan's labyrinth.

365
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,300
Miloš.

366
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,160
Miloš Karen.

367
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,160
In fact.

368
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,320
Miloš Karen.

369
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:48,780
It's almost six o'clock.

370
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,120
He's gonna be involved.

371
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,380
He's gonna be involved.

372
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:54,980
He's gonna be involved.

373
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:08,860
Fuck it.

374
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:11,940
Not great.

375
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,060
Not great.

376
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,000
Not great at all.

377
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:18,720
Not good.

378
00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:19,220
Not good.

379
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:19,720
Not good.

380
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:23,620
Too early.

381
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:24,280
Too early.

382
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:28,420
It's not great.

383
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,120
But thanks so much.

384
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,040
Everybody.

385
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,220
For being with us here.

386
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,400
On the Grey Goose.

387
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,380
The Grey Goose Express.

388
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,000
Starring Tom Hanks.

389
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,260
And none other.

390
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,120
Than Eddie.

391
00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:43,940
Jordan.

392
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,280
It's almost six o'clock.

393
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,960
Time to get down to your local.

394
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,520
And ask about test drive.

395
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,880
Johnny Ronan Capital.

396
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:52,700
LLC.

397
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,140
Thank you very much.

398
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:55,200
Thank you very much.

399
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,540
Johnny Ronan Capital says.

400
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:58,680
Tell those schmucks.

401
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,520
Coffee is for closers.

402
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,280
Connor.

403
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:02,900
The leads are good.

404
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:04,580
The Glengarry leads.

405
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,480
Or the Mitch and Murray.

406
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:07,880
We don't know yet.

407
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,280
It's almost six o'clock.

408
00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:09,960
Time to get down to your local.

409
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,140
Mercedes dealer.

410
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,620
And ask about test driving.

411
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:13,580
The new Mercedes.

412
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:14,600
Mark.

413
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,100
Mark Dargan.

414
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:17,740
Dargan Mars.

415
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,200
Thanks so much.

416
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,020
Dargan Mars.

417
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,740
Shout out to the millionaires.

418
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,840
We made it in the good times.

419
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,420
Indeed you did.

420
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,140
Dargan Mars.

421
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,120
It's almost six o'clock.

422
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:30,780
Indeed you did.

423
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,940
Time to get down to your local.

424
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,160
Mercedes dealer.

425
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,680
Thanks very much for the driving glove stash.

426
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,720
Well done as always.

427
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,020
You say.

428
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:38,800
Thanks very much.

429
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:41,660
Yeah.

430
00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,260
It's been a hectic couple of days.

431
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:43,560
You know.

432
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,620
Last night I left the stream.

433
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:46,340
I was pumped.

434
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,000
Went to meet Mr. Tickles.

435
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,340
For a few fucking goose.

436
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,160
Goosekies.

437
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,600
Down in Finnegan's.

438
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,300
In Sorrento.

439
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,340
And hammered out the terms and conditions.

440
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:57,680
Of his and my wife's.

441
00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,360
Upcoming marriage.

442
00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:01,480
I gotta stop saying my wife.

443
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:01,900
You know.

444
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:03,500
Yeah.

445
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,460
We're divorced now.

446
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,240
Going strong.

447
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,420
It's been a month now.

448
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:08,660
Going strong.

449
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,800
And she's gonna be marrying Mr. Tickles soon.

450
00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,640
I'm gonna be doing photography.

451
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,400
And I'm gonna be giving her away to the chimp as well.

452
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,840
So it's gonna be a real blast.

453
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,280
An absolute blast.

454
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,280
And yeah.

455
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,780
We had a couple of goosers.

456
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,020
And said.

457
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:27,500
Yeah.

458
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:29,660
Stag do is gonna be in Amsterdam.

459
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:31,700
That was the way Tickle wanted it.

460
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:32,640
Tickletronics.

461
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,720
He said to me Connor.

462
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,940
I don't want any surprises.

463
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:39,340
And I'd actually initially planned for his justice.

464
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:40,640
To go to fucking Westport.

465
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,700
Or somewhere in the country.

466
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:42,200
Like you know.

467
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:42,800
Down.

468
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,300
Kerry or something.

469
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:45,400
But no.

470
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:46,420
He wants to go hard.

471
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,060
So yeah.

472
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,320
We're booked in.

473
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,560
We're locked into that one now.

474
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,920
So now that's gonna go.

475
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,120
How that's gonna play out.

476
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:57,360
But.

477
00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:58,280
He was.

478
00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,740
We came to a bit of a fucking.

479
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,540
Hump back bridge.

480
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:02,940
Because.

481
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,780
He really wanted.

482
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,500
A stripper.

483
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,200
He's made that clear.

484
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,220
And I said.

485
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:11,320
Do you know what?

486
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:12,800
I don't feel comfortable about that.

487
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,680
When you marry.

488
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,620
When you marry her.

489
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,540
I want the man who.

490
00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:17,820
Or.

491
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,000
In your case.

492
00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:19,500
The monkey.

493
00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:21,780
To be of good faith.

494
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,080
And a good solid man.

495
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:24,360
You know.

496
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:24,740
Like a.

497
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,240
You've got your values.

498
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:26,880
And your morals.

499
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,400
And your heart.

500
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,080
In the right place.

501
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:30,520
I'm not gonna be arranging.

502
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:31,480
For that kind of stuff.

503
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:31,780
You know.

504
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,000
I'll sell you a pension.

505
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:36,880
Yeah.

506
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,060
I'll sell you a Zurich pension.

507
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,220
But I won't sell you a fucking.

508
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:40,120
Zurich stripper.

509
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:40,960
You know.

510
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,840
Zurichtids.ie.

511
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,800
But that's just Mr. Tickles.

512
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,700
That's just the way he is.

513
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,120
He's had all his injections anyway.

514
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,580
Not that he needs any.

515
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:54,780
To be going to Amsterdam.

516
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:55,820
But he just needs some.

517
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,140
Because.

518
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,880
He's just a chimp.

519
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,220
Zurichchimp.ie.

520
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:01,880
Do you know.

521
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,180
It's almost six o'clock.

522
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:04,880
Can you feel it?

523
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:10,960
It's almost six o'clock.

524
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,660
Got to six o'clock yesterday.

525
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:17,980
We had a blast.

526
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,640
Out to Finnegan's after that.

527
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,180
Then to Dermot Desmond's.

528
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,520
Where I was playing in another jazz band.

529
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,580
Not with Threeway.

530
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,140
Myself and the Jordanian dreamer.

531
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,380
Eddie Jordan Creamer.

532
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,540
We have our own.

533
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,600
Initially we did have our own three piece.

534
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,460
Based in Ireland.

535
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,280
But when we take to the road internationally.

536
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,980
We mix it up with Jordan B. Peterson as well.

537
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,960
Who you might have seen yesterday.

538
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:44,880
This was the.

539
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,840
This was the Wimbledon band that we have.

540
00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:50,040
With JBP here.

541
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:52,540
He's a great guy.

542
00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:55,260
On Banjo Kazooie.

543
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,660
Myself on bass.

544
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:57,820
None other.

545
00:20:58,220 --> 00:21:00,080
Than the Creamy Screamer himself.

546
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,920
Eddie Jordanian.

547
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:04,420
On Saxmophon.

548
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:07,200
But it's almost six o'clock.

549
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:07,640
Let's not.

550
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,080
Let's not.

551
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:09,160
Miss this.

552
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,020
Let's not miss this.

553
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,280
Get ready.

554
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,380
It's almost six o'clock.

555
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:14,940
Get ready.

556
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,800
San Pellegrino.

557
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,020
You're almost 38.

558
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:20,360
Allianz.

559
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,660
Ivan Yates.

560
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,520
You're almost 38.

561
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,020
Network 2.

562
00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:26,540
Darkies.

563
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:27,660
Network 2.

564
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,320
Kill 90.

565
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,780
It's almost six o'clock.

566
00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:30,200
Yeah.

567
00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:31,240
Kill the good.

568
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,760
Have you got a pension yet?

569
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,700
Sandyford.

570
00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,000
Have you got a fucking plan?

571
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,280
Watch your dog.

572
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:38,000
You're on the booters town.

573
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:38,980
Where are you working now?

574
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:39,780
Sea Point.

575
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,900
You have a job, John.

576
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,700
Black Rock.

577
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:43,240
Where are you working now, John?

578
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,260
For C days.

579
00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:46,540
Please tell me you're working, John.

580
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:46,640
One night.

581
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:46,940
One night.

582
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,200
Please tell me you're working.

583
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:49,500
More kids.

584
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,500
You're working now.

585
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:50,500
You're working now.

586
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,500
You're working now.

587
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,100
Second holiday hour.

588
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,560
Just got six o'clock.

589
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:57,140
You talk.

590
00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:58,340
Body in the boot.

591
00:21:58,820 --> 00:21:59,980
Body in the boot.

592
00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:00,780
Today FM.

593
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:01,220
Mountain.

594
00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:03,460
Range Rover.

595
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,500
Mountain.

596
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,280
Mountain.

597
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:07,140
Mountain.

598
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:08,300
Zurich.

599
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:08,940
Mountain.

600
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:09,820
Mountain.

601
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,360
Oh my God.

602
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:13,680
Unbelievable.

603
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:14,780
Bye.

604
00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:17,920
Welcome back, everybody, to the highlights of Wimbledon here.

605
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,100
Where do you meet Connor Williams on Network 2.

606
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,000
No relation to Serena Williams.

607
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,820
Serving now hard and fast against Risk, who returns.

608
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,760
Serena netballs it, though.

609
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,560
And a nice bit of risky business from Risk.

610
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,180
Who wins the game.

611
00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:36,560
Risk taking the game here to Serena.

612
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,960
The American dreamer.

613
00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:39,460
The custard creamer.

614
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,860
She's looking leaner.

615
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,020
And meaner.

616
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,940
Than the last time I seen her.

617
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:45,420
Well done.

618
00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:48,260
She's definitely come back strong since having the baby.

619
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,740
The definitely maybe.

620
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:51,560
The bambino.

621
00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:52,560
The baba.

622
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,580
The little kid.

623
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,260
The sprog.

624
00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:59,400
Bit of a chica's penis at the net there.

625
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,100
Risk gets back.

626
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,260
But Serena's on top.

627
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,080
Riding the point home hard on Network 2.

628
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,020
If you analyze Serena's gameplay here, she's really going for the body blow.

629
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,800
Taking it to Risk hard and fast.

630
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,000
Moving toward the net.

631
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,080
The net play is circumstantial.

632
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,700
Ah, Serena, come on.

633
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:16,280
No way.

634
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:19,240
Serena Williams here making the aims of the situation.

635
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:20,800
Risk is taking the risk.

636
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,900
The risk is paid off.

637
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,200
It was a calculated risk.

638
00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:26,140
And that's the risk that she had to take to make sure that she won that set.

639
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,600
Sorry about that, guys.

640
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,260
It was a point that she won and a game.

641
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:35,640
But not to say it's still 4-3 here at Wimbledock's.

642
00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:37,740
Don't want to dox anyone here.

643
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:38,100
Don't want to dox anyone here.

644
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:40,780
But both women are so well known.

645
00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:43,140
I think they're undoxable at this stage.

646
00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:46,300
Unless you were going to play a bit of a cheeky, sneaky one.

647
00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:50,940
Sneak into the dressing room while they're playing on the court.

648
00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:53,100
Could be done.

649
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:57,900
And rifle through their fucking kit bag and iPhones.

650
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:03,900
Although you'd need Serena's thumbprint to unlock it, I suppose.

651
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:13,400
In which case, you could probably sneak out onto the court side during a set break.

652
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:20,540
And I'd probably say to Serena, Serena Williams, you are my daughter's idol.

653
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:25,480
I'm just making a tennis picture using finger paints.

654
00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:32,160
And she'd absolutely love it if you'd use your thumb to paint a little bit on it.

655
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:41,100
And then in doing that, I'd have Serena Williams' thumbprint, which I'd take back then to a 3D printer.

656
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:47,440
And create a molded thumb using the index of her thumbprint on the tip.

657
00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:55,060
Provided the game was still going on and the dressing room was empty, I could go back in then.

658
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,540
Take out the 3D printed thumb of Serena Williams' finger.

659
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,120
Use it to unlock her iPhone.

660
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:09,020
And gain access to all the relevant information inside I would need in order to dox her.

661
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:15,060
Oh, riskous business again with the drop shot too hot to handle, baby.

662
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,760
On Network 2.

663
00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:18,840
It's almost 6 o'clock.

664
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:25,660
Thanks very much there, Connor Williams, for that bit of commentary there, which we were at yesterday.

665
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,540
Yeah, Wimbledon.

666
00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:28,560
Yeah, Wimbledon.

667
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,720
I'm over and back and forth and over and back and forth.

668
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:35,280
You know, I'm actually wrecked, to be honest.

669
00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:38,900
But after the band, we played with three-way at Wimbledon.

670
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:50,260
And after the gig last night, driving around the track and the Mr. Tickles powwow and Finnegan's Sorrento, we decided to go to Dermot Desmond's.

671
00:25:50,760 --> 00:26:00,480
New Gaff to arrange some business deals along with Eddie Hobbs and Baz and Johnny Sexton.

672
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,940
These are the guys that I play with at Wimbledon.

673
00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:04,200
Clean Your Blues.

674
00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:14,280
The band that I was playing with last night was myself again on bass, as you can see there.

675
00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:19,040
The Double Boogoo.

676
00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:28,840
And again, Eddie Jordan, the Jordanian cream pipe, blasting away on his sax beast.

677
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:30,660
Sax on the beach.

678
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:36,920
And none other than Eddie Hobbs on shoes.

679
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,020
And he really plays those stilettos well.

680
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:46,660
He actually had to go on the Rob to get the rest of those because he only had two pairs of fucking shoes to play.

681
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:54,460
So he headed down to Dawson Street into one of the fucking establishments there.

682
00:26:55,100 --> 00:27:00,220
And just went robbing women with his shoes while they were standing around.

683
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:10,600
But the sound scape that he would get out of those shoes, that Eddie Hobbs gets out of those shoes is just unbelievable.

684
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,840
And he can play everything.

685
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,180
He can play bossa nova.

686
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,520
He can really swing.

687
00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:20,760
He's not just a smooth, melodic kind of beast, is Eddie Hobbs.

688
00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:22,140
He can really fucking swing hard.

689
00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:27,320
Yeah, it was great.

690
00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:27,920
Great night.

691
00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:28,740
That's us anyway.

692
00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,360
The other band is Three Way.

693
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,280
I don't want to get them confused because we're similar outfits.

694
00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:40,140
There's Three Way with our seminal hit piece, Clean Your Blues.

695
00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:42,700
And then last night at Dermot Desmond's gaff.

696
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,660
Bedhubs and Goose Sticks.

697
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,580
The Three Amigos.

698
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:50,680
And we play.

699
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,200
There was a Christmas tree in Dermot Desmond's gaff.

700
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,200
Don't ask me why.

701
00:27:57,060 --> 00:27:59,300
It's just the way that guy is.

702
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:12,760
He actually, he got that Christmas tree off of the guy, what's it, Dennis O'Brien, who has a childlike fascination with Christmas.

703
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:19,640
And for Dennis O'Brien, it is Christmas every day when you're in Dennis O'Brien's house.

704
00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:25,720
We were at his house there for a fucking sesh over in Malta a few weeks back.

705
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,760
And it was just Christmas Day.

706
00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:29,280
It was like walking into Lapland.

707
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:32,880
And he was dressed as Santa Claus.

708
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:34,700
It was really strange, actually.

709
00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:42,140
And there were a lot of kind of esoteric, kind of Masonic symbols around the house as well.

710
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:46,360
As well as like picture frames of all the newspapers that he owns.

711
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,200
It really was brilliant.

712
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,640
It was amazing.

713
00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:54,060
Just the usual, just the usual stuff, you know.

714
00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:56,160
Nothing too hectic.

715
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,100
Yoshimitsu, thank you.

716
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,080
Thanks very much.

717
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,440
Appreciate it.

718
00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:10,480
Now, let's go.

719
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,040
Eddie Jordan cream pie.

720
00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:26,120
Thank you so much.

721
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,960
The Jordanian nightstick.

722
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:40,240
Yeah, the Maltese powwow we had out at Dennis O'Brien's mansion.

723
00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:47,520
It was off the Richter scale.

724
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,120
Thank you very much, Grugoski.

725
00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:59,340
Yeah, he picked us up in Venice.

726
00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:02,400
Yeah, he picked us up on his super yacht.

727
00:30:05,140 --> 00:30:06,500
Hoth is LA.

728
00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:07,880
Sure is.

729
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:10,800
Thanks very much for your sea days.

730
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:17,700
Yeah, he picked us up on his super yacht and drove us out to Malta.

731
00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:20,900
Dressed as Santa Claus.

732
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:27,220
And it was a real fantastic setup.

733
00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:31,460
One of the best parties I've ever attended.

734
00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:34,080
Thanks very much for that.

735
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,060
DG.

736
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:36,880
Any San Peli?

737
00:30:37,060 --> 00:30:37,420
Lots.

738
00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:38,400
Lots.

739
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,280
Too much to handle.

740
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:39,380
Oh.

741
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,780
Greg Carey, thank you very much.

742
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,740
And it's a, thank you very much.

743
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,440
A massive, massive boat.

744
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,500
Oh, fucking hell.

745
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,320
He didn't even have his hazards on.

746
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,720
This is the M50.

747
00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:08,500
This isn't a playground.

748
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:09,500
It's not Mondello.

749
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,400
It's almost six o'clock.

750
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:16,540
Chib.

751
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,300
Thanks very much, Chib.

752
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,080
Harry Davis.

753
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,940
What's the latest with ZurichChimp.ie?

754
00:31:29,380 --> 00:31:30,780
I don't know about that.

755
00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:32,760
That's kind of fallen by the wayside.

756
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:39,820
See, I plan to launch ZurichChimp.ie with Mr. Tickles.

757
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:48,260
Before, that was before I caught my wife cheating on me with him.

758
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:53,420
And not really too keen on going into business with him now.

759
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,920
But I will be his best man at the wedding.

760
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,980
I will arrange the stag and everything like that, you know.

761
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:07,460
But we're looking forward to it.

762
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,640
It's going to be a blast.

763
00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:17,300
Oh, this is a fucking bad one.

764
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,320
It really is a bad one.

765
00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:20,340
It's not great.

766
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:21,360
It's not good.

767
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,040
Yeah, nice little gig.

768
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:35,000
It was nice to unwind, though, and play music with Bed Hobbs and Goose Sticks at Desmond's house.

769
00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:38,820
And Sexton came around as well.

770
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:40,780
And Baz.

771
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:42,580
Baz of Shamway.

772
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:49,840
And we just got the boom blaster out.

773
00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:55,180
Stuck on Kendrick Lamar's seminal to pimp a butterfly.

774
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,840
And then we all took our tops off and played tag rugby.

775
00:33:01,740 --> 00:33:10,880
And later on, after a few gooses, we gave Leo Varadkar a ring just to let him know that we all were behind him.

776
00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:14,440
In support of his policies, that is.

777
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:26,880
And that we all believe that Fine Gael are the only party worth a fuck.

778
00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:29,440
And you could tell he was really...

779
00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:32,800
He liked that.

780
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,040
Leo loved that.

781
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:41,960
Because he does go around from town to town shaking hands of the masses.

782
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,240
But he knows he's forced to do that.

783
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,920
He also knows quite a lot of those people.

784
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,260
Won't be so nice behind his back as they are to his face.

785
00:33:52,880 --> 00:34:00,740
But he knows that as long as he knows that the high-minded society boys are behind him in every shape and form.

786
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:02,940
Except for one form.

787
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,880
That he's gonna go forward and just do the business.

788
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,240
He gets a lot of flack.

789
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,300
But I think he's fucking...

790
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,800
The changes he's making...

791
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,700
Are insane.

792
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:20,760
Are insane.

793
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,120
Here we go.

794
00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:29,720
Here we go.

795
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:29,820
Here we go.

796
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:31,060
Soccer mom.

797
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:33,220
No, no, no.

798
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,620
See you later.

799
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,980
Should have gone to Zurich.

800
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,540
I was a little bit disappointed with Baz of Shamway.

801
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:48,880
Last night.

802
00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:55,480
He was trying to muscle in on Ivan Yates' new cookbook adventure.

803
00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:57,860
Yates on plates.

804
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:04,480
Wanted to do some kind of 50 ways to kill your mommy.

805
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,360
Dish.

806
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,340
But Yates.

807
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,880
The Yates'er was having none of it.

808
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,300
You know, I didn't even have to intervene.

809
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,480
I just watched sipping with my goose from the corner of the room like this.

810
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,780
Fucking neck of you.

811
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,700
And he backed off.

812
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,000
But Baz is hungry.

813
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:28,620
I don't know if you know Baz, but he's hungry.

814
00:35:29,540 --> 00:35:30,500
He's a hungry guy.

815
00:35:30,740 --> 00:35:32,940
And he won't stop until he's got what he wants.

816
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,960
In a lot of ways, I admire the tenacity.

817
00:35:37,820 --> 00:35:38,480
The determination.

818
00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:39,640
The grit.

819
00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:40,860
The power.

820
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,000
The foresight.

821
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:42,600
The hunger.

822
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,440
The desire.

823
00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:45,860
That Baz has to succeed in life.

824
00:35:47,540 --> 00:35:49,560
But I said to him last night, Baz.

825
00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:52,960
Bring out your own fucking cookbook, man.

826
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,020
It's almost six o'clock.

827
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,100
I said, what?

828
00:35:58,180 --> 00:35:59,240
What do you cook yourself?

829
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,500
He says, fish fingers, beans and chips.

830
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,160
I go, that's not going to work, man.

831
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:06,700
That's not going to work.

832
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,260
It's almost six o'clock.

833
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,260
He started getting a little...

834
00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:12,080
I think the goose had gone to his head.

835
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,060
He started fucking getting a bit...

836
00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:15,860
A bit nasty.

837
00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:17,320
A bit snipey, you know?

838
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:19,460
I didn't like it.

839
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:20,640
I didn't like it.

840
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,420
And Sexton didn't like it.

841
00:36:24,620 --> 00:36:25,840
That's why Sexton went home.

842
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:25,840
Oh.

843
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:52,780
It's almost six o'clock.

844
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:56,060
Fucking hell, man.

845
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,160
Yeah, God bless Eddie Hobbs, though.

846
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,060
He went down to Dawson Street into one of those swankhousers.

847
00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:09,160
And charmed the shoes off about five different ladies.

848
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:10,860
And ran away with them.

849
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,180
Like the hobgoblin he is.

850
00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:17,460
But that guy has got balls of steel.

851
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,080
Releasing his own cryptocurrency, Hobcoin.

852
00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:26,480
Do you know?

853
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,280
It's like...

854
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,440
It's like probably watching Zuckerberg.

855
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,400
Back when he was in college, he knew what he had.

856
00:37:33,140 --> 00:37:36,100
And he was just playing games.

857
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,020
He didn't give a shit for no man or beast.

858
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,500
Unlike Zuckerberg, Eddie Hobbs is all over Hobcoin.

859
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,700
He's not going to have to split the winnings with anyone other than himself.

860
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:53,260
Jesus.

861
00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:53,500
Jesus.

862
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,040
Bit of a chock-a-da-loo-loo-loo-loo there.

863
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,400
As we go into the second stick shifter.

864
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,580
Moving up again into third.

865
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:14,700
Manual transmission on this AMG is really taking its toll on my brain.

866
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:18,780
As we go fast and hard into the S-shaped bender lender.

867
00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:20,420
Money lender.

868
00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:26,000
The hard shifter.

869
00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:30,520
5-5-9 on the two-way.

870
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,660
A stitch in time saves nine.

871
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,660
Make sure you thread those eyes.

872
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,240
Otherwise, you might come down with a big surprise.

873
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:47,140
If you go down to the woods today, make sure you've got your Zurich pension plan so that you can work and play.

874
00:38:47,140 --> 00:38:57,580
Oh, yeah.

875
00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:01,640
Great stuff.

876
00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:02,780
Great stuff.

877
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,220
Onto the straight we go.

878
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,740
But, uh, yeah, Yates' movie.

879
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:08,920
The hard shoulder of the movie.

880
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:11,680
You're all invited to the premiere when it does happen.

881
00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:12,200
Eventually.

882
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,220
Everybody here.

883
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:16,640
You're all invited to the premiere.

884
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:21,440
And, uh, it's gonna be an absolute blast.

885
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,480
After party then.

886
00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:26,300
It's almost six o'clock.

887
00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:29,200
Down on, uh, Harcourt Street.

888
00:39:32,060 --> 00:39:33,300
Everly Gardens.

889
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,580
And then back to the Airbnb.

890
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:39,940
Sorrento House.

891
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,440
For an evening of unlimited

892
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,080
and exceptional debaucherous behavior.

893
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:50,500
Away from eyes.

894
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,320
VIP.

895
00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:59,460
Thank you very much.

896
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:04,980
Anti-social acid club.

897
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:05,820
Thank you very much.

898
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:10,940
Thank you very much for that.

899
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,700
Sorry I didn't get to, uh, look at the chat there while I'm driving.

900
00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:18,740
I'm driving.

901
00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:18,740
I'm driving.

902
00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:18,740
I'm driving.

903
00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:27,900
Eddie Jordan's ma.

904
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:28,420
Thank you.

905
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,460
This is the gaff anyway.

906
00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:48,320
The after party after Ivan Yates.

907
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,420
Thank you very much.

908
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,160
Marty GI.

909
00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:55,240
Thanks so much.

910
00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:59,800
For the 6 euro 66 fast and hard superannuation.

911
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,080
Mercedes.

912
00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:04,220
It's almost six o'clock.

913
00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:11,100
Big mama.

914
00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:11,620
Thank you.

915
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,060
This is the house that I'm renting out.

916
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,680
I'm renting this out at the moment, guys.

917
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,180
It's Sorrento Road.

918
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:20,240
Docky Dublin.

919
00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:22,200
It's a snap.

920
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:23,400
It's a steal.

921
00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:26,540
It's 7,000 euro a week.

922
00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:30,640
Here's some of the sights and sounds.

923
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:31,060
Jill B.

924
00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:33,100
Thank you very much.

925
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:33,360
Thank you very much.

926
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:33,360
Thank you very much.

927
00:41:33,420 --> 00:41:33,800
Slammy.

928
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:38,840
Some of the stuff you're going to get to do here will be beyond your wildest dreams.

929
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,180
No doubt.

930
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:43,060
Many of you are fans of the hit TV show.

931
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,160
Love Island.

932
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,740
Well, this is like your very own Love Island in Ireland.

933
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:52,060
Uh, yeah.

934
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,800
Down in, uh, Dorky.

935
00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:57,220
Minimalistic kitchen.

936
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,440
Thank you very much.

937
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,400
A lot of depth.

938
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,520
A lot of stuff going on.

939
00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:03,900
Scruffy, thanks so much, man.

940
00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:06,220
But it's a minimalistic setup.

941
00:42:07,260 --> 00:42:10,000
Uh, we don't want, you don't want your mind cluttered.

942
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:18,360
After a hard day at the office, you want to come back and you just want to be in a serene, glacial environment.

943
00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:20,780
Bruno, thank you so much.

944
00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:24,980
Bruno says, I've got a wedding coming up.

945
00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:26,420
I have to sort the music.

946
00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:31,360
Any chance of getting clean your blues to play at my mate Tygen Neve's Nuptials?

947
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,000
Don't worry.

948
00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:34,880
They can make it worth your while.

949
00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:37,500
Yeah, well, listen, I just got to get on.

950
00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:39,400
Thank you very much, M50 E-Tool.

951
00:42:40,780 --> 00:42:43,880
Uh, I just got to get on to Jordan B. Peterson.

952
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,560
Because he's doing a fucking book tour at the moment.

953
00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:55,880
He's actually doing private solo banjo sessions for the fucking 18 to 25 bracket.

954
00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:05,180
Uh, who are voraciously transcribing his lectures on YouTube into handy PDF format documents for the masses.

955
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,200
Thank you very much for that, Charlie Wilds.

956
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:16,060
Uh, yeah, these, these, these young fellas have been transcribing Jordan B. Peterson's lectures into PDF format.

957
00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:20,380
And then scattering them all across the world, the world wide web.

958
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:28,800
And, uh, he has said, as a mark of gratitude, he's going to give them all a solo one-off flick of the banjo.

959
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:36,220
Um, which is going to be a private secret gig in a number of high-powered locations across the globe.

960
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,600
We're talking Tokyo.

961
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:37,980
We're talking Tokyo.

962
00:43:37,980 --> 00:43:38,000
We're talking Tokyo.

963
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,080
San Francisco.

964
00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:41,620
New York.

965
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,160
London.

966
00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:44,980
Balamina.

967
00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:44,980
Balamina.

968
00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:45,060
Balamina.

969
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060
Balamina.

970
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060
Balamina.

971
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060
Balamina.

972
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060
Balamina.

973
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060
Balamina.

974
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060
Balamina.

975
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060
Balamina.

976
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:46,060
Balamina.

977
00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:48,420
And fucking Nürburgring Nordschleife.

978
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:56,840
But, uh, the after party of the fucking premiere of Ivan Yates' movie, The Hard Shoulder, is going to be held here.

979
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,300
This is going to be the after sesh house.

980
00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:04,360
Um, we're planning for a two, a non-stop 48-hour afters.

981
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:09,860
Uh, this is some of the, some of the scenes in here are going to be off the chank.

982
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,420
Zonad is going to have a seven ball of chank.

983
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:25,420
And we're going to, we're going to finally get to grips with the merger between Zurich, Eddie Hobbs, and Mercedes, known as Hobbesy Day Zurich PLC.

984
00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:31,820
That stair, that staircase is an absolute dream.

985
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,340
An absolute dream staircase.

986
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,920
And they've got a separate private fucking kitchen area here.

987
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:42,880
Uh, it's just like a drinks, if you want to mix your drinks, don't do it in the kitchen.

988
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,200
Do it in this little alcove here.

989
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,020
The alco-hove.

990
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:54,820
Just move this, uh, over here on your screen so you can see it better there.

991
00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:56,380
Firefox.

992
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:58,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

993
00:44:58,380 --> 00:45:00,980
That's it.

994
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:06,660
That's where I like to go and just think about everything that's gone on in the past week.

995
00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:10,120
Have a weekly, uh, sit down with myself.

996
00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:12,280
Just have a word with myself.

997
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:14,460
It's almost.

998
00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:24,320
I sit down there and crack open a crisp, cool, hard can of Aranciata Rasa and stare out the window like this.

999
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:54,300
Let's do this.

1000
00:45:54,300 --> 00:46:24,280
Let's do this.

1001
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,280
Let's do this.

1002
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,280
Let's do this.

1003
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,880
Full-size billiard table.

1004
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,280
15 bedrooms.

1005
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:34,740
12 bathrooms.

1006
00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:38,680
Your own private beach and forest.

1007
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,340
View from Pliny Hill.

1008
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,900
Back to myself and Mr. Tickle's favorite drinking.

1009
00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:48,700
Spot Finnegan's.

1010
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:55,800
But it's all on a plate for you and me if you want to make it to Ivan Yates' hard shoulder, the movie.

1011
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:56,520
Don't know.

1012
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,880
We don't have a release date yet.

1013
00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,780
We're still in pre-production.

1014
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,420
And the film board are going to give us 2 million euro to make that movie.

1015
00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:08,180
So it's just so good.

1016
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:08,500
It's going to be amazing.

1017
00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:09,940
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1018
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:20,020
This is all off the back of Ivan Yates' successful cookbook, which is going to be launched at Eddie Hobbs' Hobbs Coin Extravaganza next Tuesday weeknight.

1019
00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:23,200
At the Hibernian Club St. Stephen's Green.

1020
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,920
A members-only swank affair.

1021
00:47:26,700 --> 00:47:28,520
You're not going to be able to get in, I'm afraid.

1022
00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:30,300
But we will be there.

1023
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,220
It's going to be amazing.

1024
00:47:31,780 --> 00:47:38,380
Yates' cookbook is just going to fly off the shelves when it hits Yates on plates.

1025
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,080
Meals from the hard shoulder.

1026
00:47:43,420 --> 00:47:47,800
And he has a fair few bits and pieces going on there, you know.

1027
00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:49,000
There's a lot going on.

1028
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,120
It's a busy book.

1029
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,620
There's a lot of tasting going on.

1030
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:55,820
You've got desserts.

1031
00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:58,800
Real nice healthy pizzas.

1032
00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:00,680
More desserts.

1033
00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:01,820
Hundreds and thousands.

1034
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:02,820
Cookies.

1035
00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:05,180
Coffees.

1036
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:06,760
Basil peppers.

1037
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:08,240
Asian.

1038
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,380
He does a fucking great Asian.

1039
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,700
And it's a grade A Asian dish.

1040
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,760
And avocados.

1041
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:19,900
Where would you be without them?

1042
00:48:21,020 --> 00:48:21,560
They're at.

1043
00:48:21,820 --> 00:48:22,580
Who knows?

1044
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:23,780
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1045
00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:26,280
All I know is Yates is going places.

1046
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,460
If he hasn't already been there already, you know.

1047
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:29,200
Nassan.

1048
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:30,940
Thanks very much.

1049
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:34,860
Apologies there.

1050
00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:36,520
I missed out some of the chat messages.

1051
00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:38,800
Get through to you there.

1052
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,540
But yeah, it was me.

1053
00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:45,920
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1054
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:45,920
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1055
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,440
It's time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

1056
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,380
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes dealer.

1057
00:48:49,380 --> 00:48:51,240
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1058
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,380
Thank you so much.

1059
00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:54,380
Thank you.

1060
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:55,020
It means a lot.

1061
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,360
Here's a toast to Huey Bear.

1062
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:06,000
free copy of Yates.

1063
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,920
A signed copy of Yates on plates.

1064
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:08,900
Heading out to Huey Bear.

1065
00:49:08,900 --> 00:49:10,820
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

1066
00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:13,120
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1067
00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:16,980
But his own special dish is his boiled egg.

1068
00:49:17,660 --> 00:49:19,980
Which he's incorporated into his skull.

1069
00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:23,140
That was my creative decision.

1070
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:24,680
And Yates didn't want it.

1071
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:29,080
Yates' actually words were that he thought it was demeaning.

1072
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:29,960
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1073
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:32,400
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

1074
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:32,820
Baphomet.

1075
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:33,220
Thank you.

1076
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,240
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1077
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:36,420
Yates was like,

1078
00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:38,120
Connor, this is demeaning.

1079
00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:39,200
I don't want that.

1080
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:39,960
I said,

1081
00:49:40,660 --> 00:49:42,860
you need to fucking make an impact, Yates.

1082
00:49:43,740 --> 00:49:44,180
People.

1083
00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:47,880
What about the fucking 18 to 28s?

1084
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:49,280
Yates.

1085
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:51,940
They don't know about you.

1086
00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:54,420
Funky Hobbs on toast.

1087
00:49:54,580 --> 00:49:55,440
That's one of his meals.

1088
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,960
One of his recipes as well.

1089
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,960
Eddie Hobbs has a special cameo recipe.

1090
00:49:59,620 --> 00:50:00,820
In the book itself.

1091
00:50:01,620 --> 00:50:02,100
I said,

1092
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,240
the 18 to 28s,

1093
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:03,540
Yates.

1094
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,220
You need to tap into that market.

1095
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,360
And there's a lot of,

1096
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,640
a lot of young people getting in the kitchen now.

1097
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,560
That lad off RTE.

1098
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:11,220
What's his name?

1099
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:12,960
Don't.

1100
00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:14,020
Derm.

1101
00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:15,080
What's his fucking name?

1102
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,440
Clean cut kind of lad.

1103
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:18,740
You know,

1104
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:19,580
you know what I'm on about.

1105
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:20,480
Wholesome.

1106
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:22,200
I said,

1107
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:22,520
Yates,

1108
00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:23,220
he's in there.

1109
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,320
He's fucking doing the business.

1110
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,820
He's taking your lunch.

1111
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,040
He's eating your lunch.

1112
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:29,940
Donal skiing.

1113
00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:30,740
Thanks very much,

1114
00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:31,120
Sinead.

1115
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,780
Donal skiing is eating your lunch,

1116
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,200
Yates.

1117
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,580
It's almost six o'clock.

1118
00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,300
That kind of got him a bit roiled,

1119
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:37,680
you know.

1120
00:50:38,460 --> 00:50:39,940
So that's what he's going to do.

1121
00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:43,200
I'm fair play to him.

1122
00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:45,580
You gotta love the Yates-ter.

1123
00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:47,500
An absolute beast of a man.

1124
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,040
And a real inspiration to everyone involved.

1125
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:51,780
And the country.

1126
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,060
It's almost six o'clock.

1127
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:00,940
Killion Willian.

1128
00:51:00,940 --> 00:51:05,400
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1129
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,760
Thank you very much, Killion Willian.

1130
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:09,320
Konzo.

1131
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,780
Missed you at Cullen's liquid lunch today.

1132
00:51:13,180 --> 00:51:16,140
Lost the game of soggy biscuit to the Yates-ter.

1133
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,460
Like the old days in Gonzags.

1134
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,240
Que sera sera.

1135
00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:23,440
Whatever will be will be.

1136
00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:24,600
The future?

1137
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,780
Have you thought about it yet?

1138
00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:29,160
Because it's not yours to see.

1139
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,840
Get down to Zyurk.

1140
00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:32,180
Secure your future.

1141
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:33,440
Fast and hard.

1142
00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:35,860
Tell him I sent you.

1143
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,560
It's almost six o'clock.

1144
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:56,240
But at once I mentioned the name Donald Skeetan.

1145
00:51:57,300 --> 00:51:59,360
Yates' blood began to boil.

1146
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:06,420
He looked like a fucking chamber pot that had been over the flames of wrath for five hours.

1147
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:07,540
Stoked.

1148
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,940
Stoked up by the hobgoblin of envy.

1149
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,220
The green-eyed goblin.

1150
00:52:16,580 --> 00:52:17,260
Himself.

1151
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:18,560
Jealousy.

1152
00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:24,100
Got tapped into Yates' soul pipe.

1153
00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:26,840
And he began to seethe.

1154
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:27,700
I said,

1155
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:28,160
Yates,

1156
00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:31,020
save that power anguish and anger.

1157
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,400
And channel it through

1158
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:35,700
120 pages of

1159
00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:38,160
sizzling hot dishes.

1160
00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:40,940
Fucking delectable desserts.

1161
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,160
Sensual starters.

1162
00:52:44,540 --> 00:52:46,660
And creamy coffees.

1163
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:49,120
And he said,

1164
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,240
that's what I'm gonna do.

1165
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,060
I'm gonna go do the show now though.

1166
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:53,360
I said,

1167
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,200
go get him, Tiger.

1168
00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:56,760
You're the best at that time of day.

1169
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,720
For your demographic.

1170
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:00,520
And he fucking loved that.

1171
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:02,060
And he took those words.

1172
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:03,180
And he ran with them.

1173
00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:03,880
And he's still running.

1174
00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:04,880
Not literally.

1175
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:06,960
He wouldn't catch a fucking bus.

1176
00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:07,920
Although,

1177
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:09,680
in fairness to him,

1178
00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:16,120
he was fucking flying around Desmond's gaff last night with the top off.

1179
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,920
When it came around to playing tag.

1180
00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:25,800
He started getting a little bit shirty with Baz.

1181
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,020
As you know,

1182
00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:27,800
Baz was...

1183
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:36,280
Fucking 50 ways to kill the fucking atmosphere.

1184
00:53:36,740 --> 00:53:39,480
Every time he opened his mouth.

1185
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:41,300
And, uh...

1186
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:42,260
And, uh...

1187
00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:43,340
You know he hates her.

1188
00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:46,020
He was having none of it.

1189
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,920
Absolutely none of it.

1190
00:53:47,920 --> 00:54:01,520
But he's grand anyway.

1191
00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:02,080
Like, you know,

1192
00:54:02,140 --> 00:54:03,140
he's a good guy.

1193
00:54:03,220 --> 00:54:03,860
He's a sweetheart.

1194
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:06,040
Down underneath it all.

1195
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:07,680
Baz is a sweetheart.

1196
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:13,580
I made sure there was no bad blood.

1197
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,980
At the end of the night.

1198
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:17,680
I...

1199
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,180
Fucking arranged the Uber.

1200
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:21,360
For Baz.

1201
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:23,680
And, uh...

1202
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,560
Slipped him a cool hard can.

1203
00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:29,860
Of Sam Pelaginos.

1204
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:34,680
Which was a prototype flavor.

1205
00:54:36,220 --> 00:54:38,140
Which mixes black cherry.

1206
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:40,400
Oh!

1207
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:42,240
With goo...

1208
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:44,140
Liquified goose droppings.

1209
00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:44,980
Ah!

1210
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,220
And, uh...

1211
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,860
He fucking necked it back and said,

1212
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:56,640
Thanks very much.

1213
00:54:57,220 --> 00:54:57,580
He said,

1214
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,220
Look, it's just...

1215
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,340
I've got a lot going on at the moment.

1216
00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:00,640
I said,

1217
00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:01,100
Don't worry.

1218
00:55:01,220 --> 00:55:01,940
And then, uh...

1219
00:55:01,940 --> 00:55:03,140
I said...

1220
00:55:03,140 --> 00:55:05,460
I'm tour managing Crystal Swings.

1221
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:06,960
Next big road show.

1222
00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:10,300
I'm gonna be driving the van as well.

1223
00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:13,400
I slipped him two...

1224
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,080
VIP guest backstage passes.

1225
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,520
Access all areas.

1226
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,160
To Swing Fest.

1227
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:20,480
2020.

1228
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,940
Said, you better have your huckle-booking shoes on, man.

1229
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,240
Cause we're gonna be getting booked up.

1230
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:36,000
It's gonna be a real huckle-huckle duster.

1231
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,360
And he was just over the moon.

1232
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,400
I can't wait for the road show.

1233
00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:48,000
It's gonna be a fucking...

1234
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,740
A blast.

1235
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,540
Really gonna sidetrack me, though,

1236
00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:54,840
For my commitments with the Hard Shoulder movie.

1237
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:56,720
Uh...

1238
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:57,300
And also,

1239
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,620
News Talk are not happy that we're...

1240
00:55:59,620 --> 00:56:00,780
We're taking that title.

1241
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:02,580
You know, they wanted us to change the title.

1242
00:56:06,180 --> 00:56:08,840
They were already giving out fucking stink.

1243
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,560
About the, uh...

1244
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,180
Meals from the Hard Shoulder.

1245
00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:15,920
But, I mean...

1246
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,500
We spoke to my solicitor.

1247
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:18,860
Who is, uh...

1248
00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:21,440
A real deft media lawyer as well.

1249
00:56:21,980 --> 00:56:23,320
And he said that they...

1250
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,020
They don't have a leg to stand on.

1251
00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:27,300
Because...

1252
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,020
Ivan Yates...

1253
00:56:29,020 --> 00:56:32,380
Went to News Talk with that title.

1254
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:34,920
And, uh...

1255
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,100
He actually has the IP on it.

1256
00:56:39,860 --> 00:56:41,860
Which is gonna be a blast.

1257
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:42,860
When we get that...

1258
00:56:42,860 --> 00:56:43,780
When we get that going.

1259
00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:46,340
Magical realism.

1260
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,060
Some great Michael Mann...

1261
00:56:50,060 --> 00:56:50,780
Kind of...

1262
00:56:50,780 --> 00:56:52,220
Dramaticism as well.

1263
00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:56,700
Uh...

1264
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,160
I'm gonna be doing DOP.

1265
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,660
I'm thinking of shooting it...

1266
00:57:00,660 --> 00:57:02,460
On a Red Raven.

1267
00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:05,500
Which is gonna be mounted on my shoulder.

1268
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:06,940
Uh...

1269
00:57:06,940 --> 00:57:09,660
We're getting the contraption made over in Dusseldorf.

1270
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,600
Which is gonna be made out of, uh...

1271
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,220
Graphite.

1272
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:14,780
And very light...

1273
00:57:14,780 --> 00:57:15,540
Kind of light...

1274
00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:16,380
Uh...

1275
00:57:16,380 --> 00:57:16,840
Metals.

1276
00:57:17,580 --> 00:57:18,260
And, uh...

1277
00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:18,760
And, uh...

1278
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:22,760
And on my left shoulder then...

1279
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:26,760
An old wind-up Bolex camera...

1280
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,760
Will simultaneously shoot...

1281
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:31,680
Our cake footage.

1282
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,760
Which I'm hoping to...

1283
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,760
You know, intertwine...

1284
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:36,580
In the cut.

1285
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,420
Experimental vibes.

1286
00:57:41,420 --> 00:57:43,420
It's gonna feature...

1287
00:57:43,420 --> 00:57:44,540
It's gonna feature about...

1288
00:57:44,540 --> 00:57:46,420
It's centered around a man...

1289
00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:48,440
Called Ivan Yates.

1290
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,120
Who is disillusioned with the world around him.

1291
00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:54,140
The world is crumbling.

1292
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:55,820
He's an old dinosaur...

1293
00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:57,600
In a modern age...

1294
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,240
Where he feels like he's an alien...

1295
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,500
On another planet.

1296
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:01,820
And...

1297
00:58:01,820 --> 00:58:02,200
And...

1298
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,200
He likes to drive...

1299
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:08,580
There's gonna be a bit of an element of gosling in it...

1300
00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:09,080
As well.

1301
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,580
So whoever does get the plum job of playing Yates...

1302
00:58:12,580 --> 00:58:14,580
Is gonna have to really...

1303
00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:16,360
Be a bit of an everyman.

1304
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,580
Day-Lewis has been contacted...

1305
00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:20,580
Uh...

1306
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:21,140
Uh...

1307
00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:21,620
For the...

1308
00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:23,480
For the third stage of his life.

1309
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,880
We're gonna channel...

1310
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,360
Each and every moment...

1311
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,920
From cradle to...

1312
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:28,960
To present day...

1313
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:30,660
Of Yates' life.

1314
00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:32,960
From the moment he was born...

1315
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,000
As a baby.

1316
00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:38,840
And then...

1317
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:39,960
As a young man...

1318
00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:41,660
Played by Jack Rayner.

1319
00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,960
And then into middle age...

1320
00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:47,960
Played by none other...

1321
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,400
Than Daniel Day-Lewis.

1322
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:54,020
And we're even gonna glimpse...

1323
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:56,100
Peek into his future life as well.

1324
00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:58,720
Uh...

1325
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,800
And...

1326
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:01,420
I don't know...

1327
00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:03,200
We've kind of shortlisted a few people.

1328
00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:03,940
Names for that.

1329
00:59:04,540 --> 00:59:06,040
Eddie Jordan is one.

1330
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,220
Um...

1331
00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:09,520
Also...

1332
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,980
Eddie Hobbs has expressed interest.

1333
00:59:12,740 --> 00:59:14,260
Where I said to him...

1334
00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:15,860
Not as much as the interest...

1335
00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:18,360
I'm gonna be asking for on HobbsCoin...

1336
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:18,940
After you...

1337
00:59:18,940 --> 00:59:20,140
You got me to rent out...

1338
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:21,160
All the equipment to film...

1339
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:21,880
At the Hibernian.

1340
00:59:24,140 --> 00:59:24,740
Uh...

1341
00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:24,740
So...

1342
00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:25,980
That's gonna be...

1343
00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:27,540
That's gonna be a great night.

1344
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,200
It's gonna be fantastic.

1345
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:34,740
And...

1346
00:59:34,740 --> 00:59:36,160
That's gonna be bringing the Gooser.

1347
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:39,960
And setting it up for its debut.

1348
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,900
It's Dublin debut.

1349
00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:42,960
Because we have...

1350
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:43,200
Uh...

1351
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,800
Brought that all across the globe.

1352
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,360
The Goose Lounge.

1353
00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:47,740
Which is a...

1354
00:59:47,740 --> 00:59:49,340
Fold-up collapsible...

1355
00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:51,260
Mobile grey goose selling unit.

1356
00:59:51,940 --> 00:59:52,780
Which...

1357
00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:52,940
Uh...

1358
00:59:52,940 --> 00:59:53,540
Transforms...

1359
00:59:53,540 --> 00:59:55,780
Into a fully fledged...

1360
00:59:55,780 --> 00:59:56,840
Dance hall arena.

1361
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:57,540
Um...

1362
00:59:57,540 --> 00:59:58,880
By night.

1363
00:59:58,880 --> 00:59:59,760
Uh...

1364
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,920
I played one of my best sets there...

1365
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:02,460
The other day.

1366
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:03,120
I...

1367
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,180
A guy on Twitter was asking me to play this again.

1368
01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:05,700
So I will.

1369
01:00:05,820 --> 01:00:06,140
Niall.

1370
01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:07,540
Thanks very much for watching.

1371
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:08,240
Uh...

1372
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,240
One of my best sets was that...

1373
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:10,560
Of...

1374
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:10,760
Uh...

1375
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,140
The Grey Goose Lounge.

1376
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,040
Ivan Yates Superlative Megamix.

1377
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,160
Uh...

1378
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,740
Featuring Michael Healy Ray.

1379
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:18,820
You gotta check this out.

1380
01:00:18,820 --> 01:00:19,880
Leprechaun.

1381
01:00:20,540 --> 01:00:21,600
Leprechaun.

1382
01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:23,360
Leprechaun.

1383
01:00:23,940 --> 01:00:25,040
Leprechaun.

1384
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,720
Leprechaun.

1385
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:28,440
Leprechaun.

1386
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,220
Leprechaun.

1387
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:30,140
Leprechaun.

1388
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:30,980
Leprechaun.

1389
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:31,900
Leprechaun.

1390
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:32,680
Leprechaun.

1391
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:33,600
Leprechaun.

1392
01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:34,360
Leprechaun.

1393
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:35,260
Leprechaun.

1394
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,140
Leprechaun.

1395
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:36,940
Leprechaun.

1396
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:37,860
Leprechaun.

1397
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:38,660
Leprechaun.

1398
01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:40,040
Who do you actually think you are?

1399
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:40,500
Leprechaun.

1400
01:00:40,660 --> 01:00:41,300
Leprechaun.

1401
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:42,220
Leprechaun.

1402
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,040
Leprechaun.

1403
01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:44,420
Who do you actually think you are?

1404
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:45,660
Leprechaun.

1405
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,200
Who do you actually think you are?

1406
01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:48,220
Leprechaun.

1407
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:48,880
Leprechaun.

1408
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,140
Who do you actually think you are?

1409
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,520
It's almost six o'clock.

1410
01:00:55,220 --> 01:00:56,140
Thanks so much.

1411
01:00:56,180 --> 01:00:59,700
Just a quick look at the KPMG here, guys.

1412
01:01:02,220 --> 01:01:03,780
It's almost six o'clock.

1413
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,800
Thanks very much, Yates.

1414
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,140
The path to strategic HR leadership.

1415
01:01:11,780 --> 01:01:14,560
Disruptive technologies from AI

1416
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,700
to virtual reality

1417
01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:19,060
have the potential

1418
01:01:19,060 --> 01:01:21,300
to transform the world of work.

1419
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,420
Many roles and skills

1420
01:01:23,420 --> 01:01:24,760
are becoming outdated.

1421
01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:27,320
Ian Kelly, thank you very much.

1422
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:30,400
You should add some mods to the chat,

1423
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,060
he say, Ian.

1424
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,940
I don't know about that.

1425
01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:34,580
I had mods on the chat before.

1426
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,540
It just became too much for me to handle.

1427
01:01:41,540 --> 01:01:45,900
I think, and I think everybody in the chat would agree

1428
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:48,140
that mods ruin the experience.

1429
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:49,620
Unless there's someone,

1430
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,620
if there is someone that really needs to go,

1431
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,460
then can the real Kowloon crew,

1432
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,260
if you're there,

1433
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,320
just say their name

1434
01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,180
and they'll fucking,

1435
01:02:00,140 --> 01:02:01,300
they'll be sent packing.

1436
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:07,620
Is Ian Kelly blowing shite?

1437
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:08,820
Thanks for the donation, Ian.

1438
01:02:09,220 --> 01:02:10,880
Or is everything alright?

1439
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,580
The workforce transformation represents an opportunity

1440
01:02:16,580 --> 01:02:18,820
for HR leaders to deliver solutions

1441
01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:22,940
to help drive competitive advantages for their businesses.

1442
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:29,700
Sound for now.

1443
01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:30,660
Sound for now.

1444
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:31,380
Okay, great stuff.

1445
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,580
So what does this mean for HR professionals, guys?

1446
01:02:35,260 --> 01:02:37,480
Since HR is integrated with every functional group,

1447
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,720
HR leaders have a holistic view of the organization

1448
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:45,400
and are positioned to lead the conversation

1449
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:48,660
on workplace evolution and transformation,

1450
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,120
according to our most recent global research.

1451
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:55,300
Key findings.

1452
01:02:56,020 --> 01:02:58,700
Technology company CEOs acknowledge

1453
01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:02,300
that the effectiveness of certain key teams

1454
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:04,700
remains less than optimal,

1455
01:03:05,420 --> 01:03:08,240
but many still do not have the broad skills,

1456
01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:10,740
broad reskilling initiatives planned.

1457
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:15,860
Almost 70% of tech company HR execs

1458
01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:19,640
recognize the need for workforce transformation,

1459
01:03:19,860 --> 01:03:22,580
where only 50% have a plan in place.

1460
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,000
Do you have a plan in place?

1461
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,560
Let's look at your life as a workplace

1462
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:29,000
and you are the HR manager.

1463
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:30,380
Do you have a plan?

1464
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,120
If so, what is it?

1465
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,640
If not, why not?

1466
01:03:35,640 --> 01:04:03,060
Something that really stuck out with me here was this.

1467
01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:10,900
Capacity, culture, and capability

1468
01:04:10,900 --> 01:04:15,740
are considered the top barriers to transformation.

1469
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,720
So do you have that?

1470
01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:21,000
Do you have the capacity, the culture,

1471
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:22,860
the three Cs, the four Cs,

1472
01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:27,500
capacity, culture, capability, and consideration?

1473
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,600
Even though consideration wouldn't be one of the...

1474
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,520
That wouldn't be four, three, or just three.

1475
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,040
Ireland and AI.

1476
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:45,400
The seismic shift driven by AI

1477
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:49,740
poses wider questions for both society and governments

1478
01:04:49,740 --> 01:04:52,060
and for companies and their leaders.

1479
01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:56,680
It means that skills that companies need

1480
01:04:56,680 --> 01:05:00,660
and the way employees learn and progress in their careers

1481
01:05:00,660 --> 01:05:02,380
are being transformed.

1482
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:07,420
CEOs are having to embrace a new way of thinking

1483
01:05:07,420 --> 01:05:10,540
about talent, workforce strategy,

1484
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,540
and the need for upskilling.

1485
01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:16,700
That's exactly what I told Baz last night.

1486
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:20,800
But he wouldn't fucking listen.

1487
01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:29,540
Let's download the full report.

1488
01:05:30,140 --> 01:05:32,920
The future of HR in the technology sector.

1489
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,440
Baz was really happy about my hair as well.

1490
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,760
He said, "That's a great fucking style, Connor."

1491
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:47,120
I was like, "Yeah, thanks very much."

1492
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,320
I call it Moulet Nouveau.

1493
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:54,800
Moulet Nouveau, man.

1494
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,120
Look at this, man.

1495
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:04,320
Full PDF, portable document format.

1496
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,640
Let's look at a pie chart.

1497
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,640
Let's look at this pie chart, guys.

1498
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:13,000
Approach to recruiting new skills.

1499
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:15,940
Let's zoom in on this pie chart.

1500
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:18,920
It's a two-piece pie attack.

1501
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:21,140
It's only a two pie.

1502
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:22,920
Can't believe it, man.

1503
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,140
Two pie Shakur.

1504
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:26,280
There we go.

1505
01:06:26,660 --> 01:06:27,680
Double piezer.

1506
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,880
Zurichburp.ie.

1507
01:06:31,140 --> 01:06:31,660
Apologies.

1508
01:06:35,660 --> 01:06:37,100
Zurichburp.ie.

1509
01:06:37,100 --> 01:06:38,100
Waiting to recruit.

1510
01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:39,780
Waiting to recruit.

1511
01:06:43,780 --> 01:06:44,780
Waiting to recruit.

1512
01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:45,780
Waiting to recruit.

1513
01:06:45,780 --> 01:06:47,500
Approach to recruiting new skills.

1514
01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:51,860
Waiting to achieve certain growth targets before hiring new skills.

1515
01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:55,820
Hiring new skills regardless of future growth targets.

1516
01:06:56,700 --> 01:06:57,200
Source.

1517
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,480
The 2019 Global CEO Outlook.

1518
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:01,980
KPMG International.

1519
01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:05,660
42%.

1520
01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:06,260
42%.

1521
01:07:06,260 --> 01:07:14,900
Only a minority of global tech CEOs plan to upskill more than half their workforce in digital capabilities during the next three years.

1522
01:07:15,380 --> 01:07:17,580
Despite the WEF report.

1523
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,080
It just doesn't bear thinking about.

1524
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:22,560
It really doesn't.

1525
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:25,940
I was trying to explain this to fucking Mama Swing.

1526
01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:28,120
And Derek Hucklebook Swing too.

1527
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:35,580
We were playing swing ball the other day while they were rehearsing their stuff.

1528
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:41,180
And I was explaining to Derek the merits of having a moulin nouveau.

1529
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,260
Like that.

1530
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,400
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1531
01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:46,820
Yeah.

1532
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,020
I think he was on board, yo.

1533
01:07:49,820 --> 01:07:50,720
And the van.

1534
01:07:50,820 --> 01:07:53,920
The van that they've got for the Crystal Swing Bang.

1535
01:07:54,340 --> 01:07:55,620
It's just top notch.

1536
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:57,840
It's like an old transit.

1537
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,660
And it's kind of ropey from the outside.

1538
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:03,880
But it's an absolute fucking moon unit inside.

1539
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,200
We have a shot of it there.

1540
01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:07,220
There's me.

1541
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:10,020
I'm going to be driving that bad boy all over.

1542
01:08:10,980 --> 01:08:15,260
And we just got into an electric picnic there last Tuesday weeknight.

1543
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,320
Still to hear back from them.

1544
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,580
I'm hoping to put some new wheels on it.

1545
01:08:20,940 --> 01:08:24,840
I want to get wheels that have the rims that spin around on the side.

1546
01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:32,020
Do you know when you stop at the lights and the wheels keep spinning?

1547
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,160
That's what I need.

1548
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:40,240
Yep.

1549
01:08:40,340 --> 01:08:41,380
That's the swing banger.

1550
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:45,520
It's going to be great.

1551
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:46,280
Can't wait.

1552
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:52,420
I mean, yesterday I did fucking tell this to Dermot Desmond.

1553
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:54,460
He was saying I can hook you up with a Heimer.

1554
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:59,760
But I said no, we've already gone through with the JPEG on the side of the bus.

1555
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,040
And my hands are tied.

1556
01:09:04,820 --> 01:09:11,640
But I think that what we would do is probably get the sand pelicopter over as well.

1557
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,000
Just for a fucking few days.

1558
01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:18,660
And maybe take Crystal Swing around in the sand pelicopter across the country.

1559
01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:20,620
And stick them in the back.

1560
01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:24,180
And just fly around in that for a few days.

1561
01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:25,360
Just to get them pumped up.

1562
01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:30,260
Because I do have the vinyl wrap that I have for the pelicopter.

1563
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:31,980
That's your bog...

1564
01:09:31,980 --> 01:09:34,860
That helicopter is a bog standard whirlybird.

1565
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:39,360
But the vinyl wrap on it, I could take off.

1566
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:44,220
I think you can get it off using a bit of paint stripper.

1567
01:09:46,220 --> 01:09:51,700
And then wrap that in the fucking van so that people don't know it's the Crystal Swing Bang Bus.

1568
01:09:52,660 --> 01:09:57,380
And for the moment then it could just be the Peli Bus.

1569
01:10:00,340 --> 01:10:01,460
The Peli Coach.

1570
01:10:05,180 --> 01:10:07,220
Or the Sam Peli Pad as well.

1571
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:09,800
Which I told you about yesterday.

1572
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,640
After the three-way gig.

1573
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:17,400
Clean your blues.

1574
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:25,140
Okay guys.

1575
01:10:25,140 --> 01:10:27,480
One last crack of the whip here.

1576
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:30,700
On the Nürburgring Nordschleife.

1577
01:10:41,980 --> 01:10:42,360
Whoa.

1578
01:10:45,360 --> 01:11:07,540
Fuck it.

1579
01:11:07,540 --> 01:11:17,540
Fuck it.

1580
01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:34,520
This is it.

1581
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:35,880
This is it.

1582
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:37,200
Silver trophy.

1583
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,200
We're going to do it.

1584
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:50,620
It's almost six o'clock.

1585
01:11:50,620 --> 01:12:02,580
I'm just got a pension. Must be a reason why I pay that investment. I'm Shurik John. Shurik John. Shurik John. John.

1586
01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:31,960
Last time.

1587
01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:33,020
I promise.

1588
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:39,340
Just a message there from Yates Cosplay.

1589
01:12:39,540 --> 01:12:43,580
Got the Yates estate cleaned for the Crystal Swing sponsor Merger Mixer.

1590
01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:48,540
I'll be serving Denny's cocktail sausages whilst getting harassed by executives.

1591
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:50,320
Oh and of course Ivan himself.

1592
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:56,860
Great stuff. Thanks very much Yates.

1593
01:12:56,860 --> 01:13:05,540
Double pedal greeno.

1594
01:13:05,540 --> 01:13:22,340
Text message guys.

1595
01:13:22,340 --> 01:13:31,520
Yeah.

1596
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:31,580
Yeah.

1597
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:43,580
Last time I promise.

1598
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:52,680
This is worse than last night at Dermot Desmond's.

1599
01:13:53,580 --> 01:13:54,440
The uh...

1600
01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:55,960
Eddie Hobbs was on shoes.

1601
01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:58,860
And then afterwards we were playing fucking rugby.

1602
01:13:59,380 --> 01:14:00,720
And uh...

1603
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:01,600
Tag of course.

1604
01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:05,820
Yates are...

1605
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:07,820
Ran...

1606
01:14:07,820 --> 01:14:08,920
Into the fucking shoe...

1607
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:08,920
Into the fucking shoe...

1608
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:10,000
Stand.

1609
01:14:11,220 --> 01:14:12,500
Eddie Hobbs' shoe stand.

1610
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:15,260
And tore his scrotal sack.

1611
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:17,300
On one of the stiletto heels.

1612
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,380
He had to go down to James'...

1613
01:14:20,380 --> 01:14:22,100
Fuck.

1614
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,880
And get a few stitches on his ball back.

1615
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:30,280
But he was back out within like an hour and a half.

1616
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,880
And we were still drinking.

1617
01:14:33,980 --> 01:14:37,880
And Yates just burst through the door and says Papa's got a brand new bag.

1618
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:39,320
And we all laughed.

1619
01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:41,100
Mercilessly.

1620
01:14:42,540 --> 01:14:43,060
Chuckling.

1621
01:14:44,260 --> 01:14:45,400
Hard and fast.

1622
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:58,080
But uh...

1623
01:14:58,080 --> 01:14:58,960
Eddie Hobbs coin.

1624
01:14:59,060 --> 01:15:01,380
The launch is gonna be a real sweet deal.

1625
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:06,960
I don't know if any of you have invested in crypto currencies.

1626
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:08,940
Such as Ethereum.

1627
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:09,960
Bitcoin.

1628
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:11,160
Litecoin.

1629
01:15:12,100 --> 01:15:12,440
BAT.

1630
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:14,040
But uh...

1631
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:15,380
Hobbs is gonna be the next thing.

1632
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:16,960
Hobbs coin.

1633
01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:21,100
Crystal Swinger gonna be playing it.

1634
01:15:22,060 --> 01:15:23,060
Uh...

1635
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:26,060
Baz is gonna be doing a fucking ten minute...

1636
01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:28,400
Balloon sculpturing a magic show.

1637
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:31,120
Which initially was going to be uh...

1638
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,240
Eddie Hobbs' gig.

1639
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:34,500
He said he wanted to do that at midnight.

1640
01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:38,260
After he'd released a few hob units into the crowd.

1641
01:15:39,540 --> 01:15:39,860
Um...

1642
01:15:39,860 --> 01:15:42,520
But apparently Baz has been given that duty now.

1643
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:44,420
And he can really...

1644
01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:47,100
Some of the animals that Baz can make with the balloons...

1645
01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:50,380
Will blow your mind.

1646
01:15:50,380 --> 01:16:03,100
I was saying yesterday...

1647
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:04,780
Just in case you weren't watching.

1648
01:16:04,780 --> 01:16:05,780
Eddie Hobbs is gonna be...

1649
01:16:05,780 --> 01:16:06,780
Uh...

1650
01:16:06,780 --> 01:16:08,780
He's gonna go disappear...

1651
01:16:08,780 --> 01:16:11,460
Ten minutes before midnight.

1652
01:16:11,460 --> 01:16:12,140
And then re-emerge.

1653
01:16:13,580 --> 01:16:15,400
Once the clock strikes twelve.

1654
01:16:16,340 --> 01:16:18,200
As Eddie Hobbs Goblin.

1655
01:16:19,460 --> 01:16:21,460
Which is a kind of...

1656
01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:23,580
His alter ego for Hobbs coin.

1657
01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:27,480
See the logo for Hobbs coin is gonna be him as kind of a goblin.

1658
01:16:28,220 --> 01:16:28,900
Just to give...

1659
01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:30,780
Give it a bit of an edge and an impact.

1660
01:16:30,780 --> 01:16:31,100
You know?

1661
01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:31,540
Because...

1662
01:16:31,540 --> 01:16:33,100
His demeanor...

1663
01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:34,020
Uh...

1664
01:16:34,020 --> 01:16:35,900
Just doesn't resonate enough...

1665
01:16:36,900 --> 01:16:41,060
To capture the imagination of a globalized crypto audience.

1666
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:41,400
You know?

1667
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:42,900
So uh...

1668
01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:44,900
He's gonna take that...

1669
01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,880
Tolkien plunge.

1670
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:50,780
And come out in a kind of Cirque du Soleil...

1671
01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:52,160
Style trapeze act.

1672
01:16:52,620 --> 01:16:53,240
Trapezium.

1673
01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:57,780
And Crystal Swing have donated their...

1674
01:16:58,380 --> 01:17:00,780
Actual Swarovski Crystal Swing...

1675
01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:02,560
To Eddie Hobbs.

1676
01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:04,800
He's gonna be entering the scene on that.

1677
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:05,820
Stage left.

1678
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:07,540
And...

1679
01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:08,780
Doing a few fucking somersaults.

1680
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:10,560
A few backflips.

1681
01:17:11,540 --> 01:17:12,780
And then he's gonna...

1682
01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:14,760
Go up to the temple.

1683
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,180
The Eric Hobbs bomb.

1684
01:17:19,740 --> 01:17:20,760
Marxist historian.

1685
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,760
And he's gonna...

1686
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:26,160
Lift up a chalice.

1687
01:17:26,460 --> 01:17:26,760
Known...

1688
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:29,180
As the Eddie Hobgoblet.

1689
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,800
And that's gonna be full of fucking communion wafers.

1690
01:17:34,020 --> 01:17:34,380
Uh...

1691
01:17:34,380 --> 01:17:35,700
Which he has made himself.

1692
01:17:35,940 --> 01:17:37,060
Or Ivan Yates, sorry.

1693
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:37,420
He's made.

1694
01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:39,560
Because Ivan Yates is gonna be doing the Yaterin.

1695
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:40,760
And he's gonna bring...

1696
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:42,760
A load of kind of his own...

1697
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:45,560
Ivan Yates crossover event.

1698
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,700
Eddie Hobbs communion wafers.

1699
01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:49,900
And then Eddie Hobgoblin.

1700
01:17:49,900 --> 01:17:51,900
Is going to dish out...

1701
01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:51,900
Is going to dish out...

1702
01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:54,900
A kind of esoteric Masonic communion...

1703
01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:56,900
Communion inside...

1704
01:17:57,460 --> 01:17:58,400
The Hibernian.

1705
01:17:58,480 --> 01:17:59,900
This is all taking place...

1706
01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:00,900
Inside the Hibernian...

1707
01:18:01,780 --> 01:18:02,900
Members only club...

1708
01:18:04,900 --> 01:18:06,080
On Stephen's Green.

1709
01:18:07,220 --> 01:18:09,220
Next Tuesday weeknight...

1710
01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:09,220
Next Tuesday weeknight...

1711
01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:10,220
The solid...

1712
01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:12,220
Hardcore launch...

1713
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:13,980
Of Eddie Hobbs coin.

1714
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:16,220
After which the world...

1715
01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:18,720
Will change.

1716
01:18:19,220 --> 01:18:42,060
The event is going to be broadcast.

1717
01:18:42,660 --> 01:18:43,020
Broadpast.

1718
01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:45,020
You'll be able to catch up on it after it's been broadcast.

1719
01:18:45,980 --> 01:18:49,140
In a little video known as the Broadpast.

1720
01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:51,640
Which is the past tense of a live action event.

1721
01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:57,580
Live on Facebook, YouTube, Snapchat, Instagram Live.

1722
01:18:59,300 --> 01:19:03,800
Every godforsaken fucking media outlet available.

1723
01:19:06,860 --> 01:19:08,600
Apart from RTE.

1724
01:19:10,020 --> 01:19:11,060
And the Cabal.

1725
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,860
Don't know if you're aware there guys.

1726
01:19:15,860 --> 01:19:20,800
But Ireland is actually in the grip of a Cabal at the moment.

1727
01:19:21,900 --> 01:19:23,520
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1728
01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:28,640
And some of the members of the top brass of the Cabal are going to be there as well.

1729
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:31,360
In the Hibernian Club.

1730
01:19:31,780 --> 01:19:32,800
Called the Hibernian.

1731
01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:35,100
But you won't find a gale there.

1732
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:39,700
It's just going to be high powered conglomerate globalist chills.

1733
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:43,320
Cabalics.

1734
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:45,420
It's going to be the dogs Cabalics.

1735
01:19:45,780 --> 01:19:46,400
Oh!

1736
01:19:51,340 --> 01:19:52,980
Oh Brian's wines.

1737
01:19:53,420 --> 01:19:54,820
Of Wrath Mines as well.

1738
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,300
Are going to be supplying the communion wine.

1739
01:19:58,360 --> 01:19:59,300
Thank you very much.

1740
01:20:05,540 --> 01:20:11,100
And they're going to be instead of actually sending it down via a van or deliveroo.

1741
01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:15,100
The O'Brien copter.

1742
01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:17,700
Which is their own kind of drone.

1743
01:20:18,260 --> 01:20:21,580
Is going to be delivering bottles of communion wine.

1744
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:24,540
Which will enter the Hibernian at the front door.

1745
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,740
It's going to be dexterously operated.

1746
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:31,960
And it's going to fly up the stairs into the main chamber.

1747
01:20:32,380 --> 01:20:35,380
There's nothing Masonic or strange about this place at all.

1748
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:39,620
And everybody who goes there is of great stock.

1749
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:45,200
And it's going to tilt and tip pitch in your.

1750
01:20:45,820 --> 01:20:46,960
The bottle.

1751
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:53,740
So that it spills the fine wine into the eddy hob goblet.

1752
01:20:55,180 --> 01:21:01,660
Who will then make a small sacrifice of a baby panther.

1753
01:21:01,660 --> 01:21:10,100
Before dishing out the juice.

1754
01:21:24,260 --> 01:21:25,920
The eye of the shit storm.

1755
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:36,080
The car is choking.

1756
01:21:37,900 --> 01:21:39,140
The car is choking.

1757
01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:47,960
Just not feeling it today guys.

1758
01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,340
Technical gremlins yes.

1759
01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:51,700
Yeah.

1760
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:54,400
Just not feeling it.

1761
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:56,340
I think the cabal.

1762
01:21:56,780 --> 01:21:58,120
Has kind of threw me off as well.

1763
01:21:58,120 --> 01:21:59,440
It's almost six o'clock.

1764
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:04,800
I was saying to the cabal yesterday.

1765
01:22:05,020 --> 01:22:06,780
That they should come down to Sorrento.

1766
01:22:09,540 --> 01:22:11,800
Have a few fucking cans of sandpil.

1767
01:22:13,180 --> 01:22:16,720
Just have a discussion about what it really is they want to achieve.

1768
01:22:16,860 --> 01:22:18,400
It's almost six o'clock.

1769
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:22,460
Do a SWAT analysis of what the cabal want to achieve in the country.

1770
01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:34,800
What can you do?

1771
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:34,800
What can you do?

1772
01:22:35,460 --> 01:22:37,220
What can you do but laugh?

1773
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:39,420
And I don't feel like laughing.

1774
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:42,340
Yeah bronze.

1775
01:22:42,440 --> 01:22:43,460
That's good isn't it?

1776
01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:44,300
Great.

1777
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:47,880
Thanks very much O'Brien's wines.

1778
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:51,140
And deadly skull hobs.

1779
01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:57,200
Thank you very much.

1780
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:00,160
Drive the new Mercedes everybody.

1781
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:04,580
Mark Dargan.

1782
01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:04,580
Mark Dargan.

1783
01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:06,140
The text message really put you off.

1784
01:23:06,220 --> 01:23:08,180
Yeah it was a text from the cabal.

1785
01:23:09,100 --> 01:23:10,940
They said that they were watching me.

1786
01:23:14,260 --> 01:23:15,020
Far further.

1787
01:23:15,140 --> 01:23:15,940
Thank you very much.

1788
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:18,980
There was a text from the cabal saying we're watching you.

1789
01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:34,560
And then second there was a text from Eddie Hobbs himself saying did you get the latest artwork which depicts you know it's the concept art of what I'm going to look like when I turn into the Eddie Hobgoblin.

1790
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:41,040
And then he whats at me a JPEG which I think we could show you here.

1791
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:42,780
That's him there.

1792
01:23:43,260 --> 01:23:45,500
He's going to come out at midnight.

1793
01:23:47,340 --> 01:23:48,840
And let's have a look.

1794
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:51,620
Just start throwing Hobcoins.

1795
01:23:52,260 --> 01:23:53,360
Physical Hobcoins.

1796
01:23:53,440 --> 01:23:56,880
These are limited edition physical manifestations of Hobcoin.

1797
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:03,440
He's going to be riding on the back of a silver gargoyle.

1798
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:07,240
Bit of Smokey Joe Lula there at the back.

1799
01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,340
Eddie Hobbs there.

1800
01:24:09,700 --> 01:24:11,940
Looking like a fantastic Hobgoblin.

1801
01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:14,560
Going to come out 12 o'clock midnight.

1802
01:24:15,140 --> 01:24:16,100
The Hibernian Club.

1803
01:24:16,860 --> 01:24:17,580
Stevens Green.

1804
01:24:18,540 --> 01:24:19,420
New on the scene.

1805
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:22,180
And start throwing his bitcoins.

1806
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:23,880
All about the place.

1807
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:31,500
Let's have a little look here guys.

1808
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:33,640
At the Stevens Green Hibernian Club.

1809
01:24:34,220 --> 01:24:36,160
See what we're dealing with here.

1810
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,000
I just have to say once again there's nothing.

1811
01:24:46,980 --> 01:24:48,380
Nothing wrong with this place at all.

1812
01:24:48,420 --> 01:24:49,180
It's a great place.

1813
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:53,700
There's nothing wrong with having the heads of dead animals.

1814
01:24:53,700 --> 01:24:54,880
on the walls.

1815
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:56,940
There's nothing strange about that at all guys.

1816
01:24:57,940 --> 01:24:58,740
The meals.

1817
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:00,320
Nouvelle Cuisine.

1818
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:03,620
Nouvelle Cuisine.

1819
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:05,320
Guinness on tap.

1820
01:25:06,580 --> 01:25:07,060
Hi no.

1821
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:08,620
Tiger beer.

1822
01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:12,660
Lovely little reading corner there.

1823
01:25:14,180 --> 01:25:14,820
Sit down.

1824
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:16,980
Take stock of where your life is.

1825
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:18,840
Look at that.

1826
01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:20,360
The decor is amazing.

1827
01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:22,520
Whoever did that.

1828
01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:24,980
Moet and Shandon.

1829
01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:27,860
It's just pure swank.

1830
01:25:34,180 --> 01:25:35,040
Here we go.

1831
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:35,760
Let's have a look.

1832
01:25:38,060 --> 01:25:39,420
Let's have a look at this.

1833
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:44,000
Unbelievable.

1834
01:25:49,740 --> 01:25:51,060
The drawing room.

1835
01:25:51,060 --> 01:25:51,120
The drawing room.

1836
01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:54,940
Where do you want to be guys?

1837
01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:57,860
Where the hell do you want to be?

1838
01:25:59,120 --> 01:25:59,960
When this shit.

1839
01:26:00,300 --> 01:26:01,560
When Eddie Hobgoblin.

1840
01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:03,160
Is dropping the bomb.

1841
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:04,560
It's almost six o'clock.

1842
01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:09,960
When Eddie Hobgoblin is going to ride into the fucking drawing room of the Hibernian Club.

1843
01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:11,680
On the back.

1844
01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:12,000
On the back.

1845
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,180
On the back.

1846
01:26:13,180 --> 01:26:13,180
On the back.

1847
01:26:13,180 --> 01:26:14,960
Of a steel hob.

1848
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:17,220
On the back of a steel gargoyle.

1849
01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:20,720
Which has smoke coming out of its arse.

1850
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:24,660
And he's got little fucking steel foot holders.

1851
01:26:25,220 --> 01:26:26,920
He's got Jester's shoes.

1852
01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:28,600
Because he's got.

1853
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:31,960
Look at the thighs.

1854
01:26:33,860 --> 01:26:35,720
Eddie's thighs are so big.

1855
01:26:35,780 --> 01:26:37,220
They're chunky tree trunkers.

1856
01:26:38,180 --> 01:26:40,400
Eddie Hobgoblin has got a pair of tree trunkers on him.

1857
01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:44,100
And a sexy little gargoyle.

1858
01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:47,100
Which has rocket propulsion system built into it.

1859
01:26:47,140 --> 01:26:47,520
Guys.

1860
01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:51,140
Physical manifestations of his cryptoid currency.

1861
01:26:51,860 --> 01:26:52,800
Eddie Hobgoblin.

1862
01:26:53,460 --> 01:26:56,140
As we go straight back into the drawing room here.

1863
01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,380
At the fucking Williams.

1864
01:26:57,780 --> 01:26:58,540
Connor Williams.

1865
01:26:59,000 --> 01:26:59,920
Hibernian suite.

1866
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:01,880
Cookies.

1867
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:03,940
You want cookies?

1868
01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:04,940
We got it.

1869
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:06,580
Pan au chocolat.

1870
01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:08,480
Any Danish you want.

1871
01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:09,760
The chef down there.

1872
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:10,240
I know him.

1873
01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:10,680
He'll make.

1874
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:12,040
He'll make it to spec.

1875
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:13,880
The chef.

1876
01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:16,660
I know the chef down at the Hibernian Club.

1877
01:27:17,260 --> 01:27:19,360
He makes anything to spec.

1878
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:22,140
I brought him a sack of flour.

1879
01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:24,340
And a fucking handful of yeast.

1880
01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:26,520
I threw a handful of yeast in his face.

1881
01:27:29,120 --> 01:27:29,940
And he said.

1882
01:27:30,100 --> 01:27:31,040
I'm sorry.

1883
01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:34,340
Even though I should have been sorry for what I did to him.

1884
01:27:35,020 --> 01:27:36,700
That's how much sway I hold.

1885
01:27:38,180 --> 01:27:39,220
Look at this room.

1886
01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:40,100
Beautiful.

1887
01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:42,260
That's not great.

1888
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:44,140
That's alright.

1889
01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:46,040
That's class.

1890
01:27:49,340 --> 01:27:50,140
So, so.

1891
01:27:50,980 --> 01:27:52,320
Now that is where.

1892
01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:54,000
That's where the party.

1893
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:55,400
Gets started.

1894
01:27:55,860 --> 01:27:56,840
Believe it or not.

1895
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:58,640
We have a room.

1896
01:27:58,800 --> 01:27:59,520
Based upon.

1897
01:28:01,620 --> 01:28:02,340
The, uh.

1898
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:04,380
Like you've got ironing boards for tables.

1899
01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:06,100
It's based upon the hard labor.

1900
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:06,780
That the fucking.

1901
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:07,720
Underlings.

1902
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:08,040
The.

1903
01:28:08,100 --> 01:28:09,140
The unter mensch.

1904
01:28:09,420 --> 01:28:10,780
The service staff.

1905
01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:12,000
Upstairs.

1906
01:28:12,260 --> 01:28:12,700
Downstairs.

1907
01:28:13,380 --> 01:28:13,600
Yeah.

1908
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:13,600
Yeah.

1909
01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:14,160
Well we took.

1910
01:28:14,260 --> 01:28:15,160
We kicked them out of there.

1911
01:28:15,220 --> 01:28:15,440
And said.

1912
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:16,800
Go into the shed out the back.

1913
01:28:16,900 --> 01:28:18,480
We're going to convert your quarters.

1914
01:28:18,860 --> 01:28:19,480
Into a.

1915
01:28:19,700 --> 01:28:20,820
A swanky.

1916
01:28:20,860 --> 01:28:21,560
Up and coming.

1917
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:22,040
Hip.

1918
01:28:22,680 --> 01:28:23,560
Night spot.

1919
01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:25,080
Known.

1920
01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:25,120
Known.

1921
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:25,580
Known.

1922
01:28:25,580 --> 01:28:28,060
He has Workhouse.

1923
01:28:29,020 --> 01:28:31,740
And it's house spelt within the German way.

1924
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:33,300
H-A-U-S.

1925
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:35,160
Workhouse.

1926
01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:36,740
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1927
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:40,280
Eddie Hobgoblin is going to get dressed at 10 to 12.

1928
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:43,740
He's going to go down to the Workhouse and suit up.

1929
01:28:51,980 --> 01:28:56,100
I donated those animals to the Hibernian after I shot them dead.

1930
01:29:06,380 --> 01:29:07,660
What a room.

1931
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:10,860
Candles in cages.

1932
01:29:12,660 --> 01:29:15,180
Another fucking sweet, subtle touch.

1933
01:29:16,420 --> 01:29:18,340
Candle, like a bird in a cage.

1934
01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:19,580
The candle is alive.

1935
01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:20,700
It can't escape.

1936
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:23,400
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1937
01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:30,840
Dinner time.

1938
01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:32,540
Ivan Yates.

1939
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:38,200
This is where Ivan Yates will really come alive.

1940
01:29:39,340 --> 01:29:46,740
Up until the dinner starts, Ivan Yates will have been slaving hard in Workhouse.

1941
01:29:47,980 --> 01:29:49,320
Over his cookbook.

1942
01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:50,980
And his multiple recipes.

1943
01:29:50,980 --> 01:29:52,480
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1944
01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:57,280
Multiple Migs is going to be there from Silence of the Lambs.

1945
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:02,060
And Yates on plates.

1946
01:30:02,060 --> 01:30:02,340
And Yates on plates.

1947
01:30:02,340 --> 01:30:02,340
And Yates on plates.

1948
01:30:02,340 --> 01:30:07,140
He's going to be providing the finest in Nouvelle Cuisine.

1949
01:30:09,840 --> 01:30:13,260
He actually has just won a contract with Cuisine de France.

1950
01:30:13,260 --> 01:30:18,960
To produce some of the country's most eaten pastries.

1951
01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:21,380
Which is going to go along into Dunn's.

1952
01:30:21,380 --> 01:30:22,940
It's going to go into fucking Sentra.

1953
01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:28,920
It's going to be all those demi baguettes and bread rolls that come out of the freezer and go into the oven.

1954
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:32,760
They'll have been prepared by Ivan Yates in Workhouse.

1955
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:36,400
And we're going to be dining on some of that stuff.

1956
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:41,460
We're going to be chowing down on some of Yates' finest tuck inside that gaff.

1957
01:30:43,580 --> 01:30:44,100
Yeah.

1958
01:30:44,300 --> 01:30:45,260
Great times.

1959
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:49,220
There's definitely nothing Masonic about this place.

1960
01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:51,640
It's completely legitimately okay.

1961
01:30:52,900 --> 01:30:53,740
Christianic tradition.

1962
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:55,980
That's fine.

1963
01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:58,220
Everything's okay there.

1964
01:30:58,800 --> 01:30:59,700
Everything's going to be lovely.

1965
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:01,560
You're not invited guys.

1966
01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:02,860
You're not invited.

1967
01:31:02,860 --> 01:31:04,360
It's almost six o'clock.

1968
01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:06,860
I'm afraid to say.

1969
01:31:08,460 --> 01:31:09,100
Where do we go?

1970
01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:09,680
Where do we go?

1971
01:31:09,740 --> 01:31:10,180
Where do we go?

1972
01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:11,380
One more.

1973
01:31:11,460 --> 01:31:12,480
Where's the hobgobblers?

1974
01:31:12,580 --> 01:31:13,040
The communion.

1975
01:31:14,940 --> 01:31:15,380
Oh yes.

1976
01:31:15,460 --> 01:31:16,580
Some of Yates' plates.

1977
01:31:17,620 --> 01:31:18,700
The billiard room.

1978
01:31:20,660 --> 01:31:21,560
We're going to watch.

1979
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:24,140
We're going to watch Eddie hobgoblin.

1980
01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:25,560
Play.

1981
01:31:26,100 --> 01:31:26,960
Ken Doherty.

1982
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:30,400
He's going to be flying back on the Sam Pellicopter.

1983
01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:34,420
I'm going to be picking Doherty up on the Pellicopter from Ranla.

1984
01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:38,720
Doherty's going to be practicing in Ranla snooker hall for the whole day.

1985
01:31:39,020 --> 01:31:42,320
Then he's going to fly down and play an exhibition against Eddie Hobbs.

1986
01:31:42,780 --> 01:31:43,780
Eddie hobgoblin.

1987
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:47,240
Have a look here.

1988
01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:49,800
Nighttime.

1989
01:31:51,020 --> 01:31:52,580
Back to the think house again.

1990
01:31:52,580 --> 01:31:52,640
Back to the think house again.

1991
01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:56,420
And then we'll go back here.

1992
01:31:56,580 --> 01:31:57,800
Where are we going to go for the ceremony?

1993
01:31:57,960 --> 01:31:58,400
The headset.

1994
01:31:58,580 --> 01:31:59,520
The final ceremony.

1995
01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:00,880
The final piece of the puzzle.

1996
01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:04,680
Oh we're fucking repeating ourselves here now.

1997
01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,620
Story of my life.

1998
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,440
This is where it's going to take place.

1999
01:32:12,080 --> 01:32:14,820
Eddie hobgoblin's Goblet of Truth.

2000
01:32:14,820 --> 01:32:16,340
It's almost six o'clock.

2001
01:32:16,340 --> 01:32:16,360
It's almost six o'clock.

2002
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:23,940
And that's the artist's rendition of the Goblet of Fire as well.

2003
01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:29,360
Which has a drinking vessel at the top.

2004
01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:32,040
And then a tree trunk.

2005
01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:32,340
And then a tree trunk.

2006
01:32:32,340 --> 01:32:35,800
Which has Eddie Hobbs' visage.

2007
01:32:37,220 --> 01:32:38,340
Just cruises.

2008
01:32:38,340 --> 01:32:39,520
Subtly cruising in.

2009
01:32:40,420 --> 01:32:41,460
And what happens is.

2010
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:45,180
Eddie Hobbs clasps the hobgoblet.

2011
01:32:45,880 --> 01:32:48,140
And he presses his own face.

2012
01:32:48,700 --> 01:32:50,160
And it's like a voodoo dummy.

2013
01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:52,380
A voodoo doll.

2014
01:32:53,220 --> 01:32:54,880
And when he presses it.

2015
01:32:55,480 --> 01:32:57,420
It actually hurts Eddie Hobbs.

2016
01:32:57,920 --> 01:32:59,860
But it's self-flagellistic.

2017
01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,020
In that when he does hurt himself.

2018
01:33:02,960 --> 01:33:06,360
The liquid inside the Goblet begins to bubble and churn.

2019
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:08,940
Because you're going to use it.

2020
01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:10,040
You're going to drink it.

2021
01:33:10,260 --> 01:33:11,180
And then you're going to lose it.

2022
01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:15,220
And you become a fully fledged member of the Hobcidian Hobsonites.

2023
01:33:17,460 --> 01:33:18,860
It's going to be a great night.

2024
01:33:19,340 --> 01:33:19,660
You're all.

2025
01:33:19,980 --> 01:33:21,040
No one's invited.

2026
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:22,940
You'll never be invited.

2027
01:33:22,940 --> 01:33:25,620
But I want to say.

2028
01:33:25,900 --> 01:33:27,040
Thank you very much there.

2029
01:33:27,380 --> 01:33:27,600
To.

2030
01:33:28,540 --> 01:33:29,620
A cooked goose.

2031
01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:32,620
Thank you very much.

2032
01:33:32,780 --> 01:33:34,020
And deadly skull Hobbs.

2033
01:33:34,180 --> 01:33:35,240
O'Brien's wines.

2034
01:33:35,540 --> 01:33:36,120
Far further.

2035
01:33:37,600 --> 01:33:37,980
I got.

2036
01:33:38,180 --> 01:33:41,680
I got kicked out of my local hookah bar last night.

2037
01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:44,340
Faith Johnson.

2038
01:33:44,440 --> 01:33:45,160
Thank you very much.

2039
01:33:46,420 --> 01:33:50,240
I got kicked out of my local hookah bar last night.

2040
01:33:50,240 --> 01:33:51,880
For trying to pay my tab.

2041
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:54,780
With some prototype physical Hobbs crypto.

2042
01:33:54,780 --> 01:33:58,220
They said they don't accept Gypsy tokens.

2043
01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:01,400
I actually ended up being thrown out by the bouncer.

2044
01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:03,560
Into some trash cans.

2045
01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:06,040
Ignorance is bliss.

2046
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:08,700
73,000.

2047
01:34:08,700 --> 01:34:09,300
73,000.

2048
01:34:09,300 --> 01:34:09,320
73,000.

2049
01:34:09,320 --> 01:34:10,120
Thanks very much.

2050
01:34:10,120 --> 01:34:10,260
73,000.

2051
01:34:10,260 --> 01:34:10,780
73,000.

2052
01:34:10,780 --> 01:34:12,620
73,000.

2053
01:34:12,620 --> 01:34:16,040
For a ticket to the Hobbs city and extreme expressway.

2054
01:34:16,040 --> 01:34:18,020
Are you in or are you out?

2055
01:34:19,340 --> 01:34:21,260
It's almost six o'clock.

2056
01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:25,180
For me and Eddie Hobbs and Ivan Yates.

2057
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:28,240
You've all been amazing.

2058
01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:30,000
It's been drive time.

2059
01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:30,000
It's been drive time.

2060
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:32,400
Thank you very much for watching.

2061
01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:35,760
I've been Connor Williams.

2062
01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:37,680
You've been Mercedes.

2063
01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:39,480
See you later.

2064
01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:41,240
Remember to jurick it up.

2065
01:34:41,620 --> 01:34:43,020
And here she is again.

2066
01:34:43,140 --> 01:34:46,880
Serving like an absolute gazelle on the fucking field of play.

2067
01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:48,220
That's it.

2068
01:34:48,300 --> 01:34:49,520
Second set to risk.

2069
01:34:50,160 --> 01:34:50,900
Risk A.

2070
01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:52,280
Yes, please.

2071
01:34:52,420 --> 01:34:53,000
Six four.

2072
01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:58,100
Verena's willingness to serve the Lionheart.

2073
01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:00,240
The Big Mama.

2074
01:35:01,040 --> 01:35:02,780
Big Mama's house too.

2075
01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:04,920
The Nutty Professor.

2076
01:35:06,740 --> 01:35:08,280
The Nutty Professor too.

2077
01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:12,440
The Late Late Movie on Network 2.

2078
01:35:13,740 --> 01:35:16,900
Verena Cillium's trying to get back into this game now.

2079
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:17,900
What can she do here?

2080
01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:18,680
Service.

2081
01:35:19,040 --> 01:35:19,620
Return.

2082
01:35:20,100 --> 01:35:21,220
Service with a smile.

2083
01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:22,440
Fuck you.

2084
01:35:22,980 --> 01:35:25,280
And it's back into the game again for Risk.

2085
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:28,100
Serena looking like she's on the ropes here.

2086
01:35:28,700 --> 01:35:30,400
Risk now with the clookity-clooker.

2087
01:35:30,480 --> 01:35:31,500
Back slap her baby.

2088
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:33,900
There's simply too much spice on that sausage.

2089
01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:35,700
A real curry verse.

2090
01:35:35,840 --> 01:35:36,880
Hot off the trolley.

2091
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:39,080
Serena's arms are huge.

2092
01:35:39,220 --> 01:35:40,260
And that's a smacker.

2093
01:35:40,780 --> 01:35:42,280
Right down the fucking straight.

2094
01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:44,580
Grizzle to the mill.

2095
01:35:45,280 --> 01:35:46,120
Spill the beans.

2096
01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:47,260
Mop it up.

2097
01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:48,760
Do you know what this means?

2098
01:35:49,040 --> 01:35:50,280
You do and you don't.

2099
01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:52,020
Risk's after you.

2100
01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:54,480
Serena's wrapped the hair back into a little tight ball.

2101
01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:55,740
What will that do for a gameplay?

2102
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:57,200
She gets back.

2103
01:35:57,440 --> 01:35:58,020
Another one.

2104
01:35:58,220 --> 01:35:59,820
Huge lobster in the sky.

2105
01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:02,080
Lobster in the sky with diamonds.

2106
01:36:03,340 --> 01:36:04,560
Stop giving out, man.

2107
01:36:04,580 --> 01:36:05,140
It was rubbish.

2108
01:36:07,420 --> 01:36:08,760
Shock of the boo-boo from Risk.

2109
01:36:08,760 --> 01:36:10,680
Slimey Jessup forehand.

2110
01:36:10,900 --> 01:36:12,060
Back with the cracker.

2111
01:36:13,460 --> 01:36:15,200
Sticking it up in the drop zone.

2112
01:36:15,580 --> 01:36:16,580
Just enough flick on it.

2113
01:36:16,780 --> 01:36:17,880
Not enough sauce.

2114
01:36:18,780 --> 01:36:20,060
Serena's got all the sauce.

2115
01:36:20,660 --> 01:36:21,680
And she's spicy too.

2116
01:36:22,280 --> 01:36:24,560
And that's a fucking great bit of lobspin.

2117
01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:25,840
Tail whip.

2118
01:36:26,200 --> 01:36:27,340
Back to the line.

2119
01:36:28,020 --> 01:36:28,460
Cruiser.

2120
01:36:29,180 --> 01:36:30,120
Drop your pants.

2121
01:36:30,780 --> 01:36:31,280
Squeeze without.

2122
01:36:31,280 --> 01:36:31,500
Out.

2123
01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:35,920
But it's cleaned up efficiently and fairly by Serena who's pumped up to the gills.

2124
01:36:36,660 --> 01:36:39,180
Fucking Schwarzenegger and Predator vibes.

2125
01:36:39,920 --> 01:36:41,940
Back again with the fucking squeezer.

2126
01:36:42,500 --> 01:36:43,380
Lost and found.

2127
01:36:44,060 --> 01:36:45,460
You've still got your jacket.

2128
01:36:46,220 --> 01:36:47,220
Do you want me to hold it for you?

2129
01:36:47,420 --> 01:36:48,200
Yes, I do.

2130
01:36:48,760 --> 01:36:49,620
Come back tomorrow.

2131
01:36:49,900 --> 01:36:50,500
It'll be here.

2132
01:36:50,700 --> 01:36:51,720
On Network 2.

2133
01:36:51,860 --> 01:36:52,780
The Serene Dog.

2134
01:36:52,900 --> 01:36:56,080
One point away from clawing her way back into the shit steamer.

2135
01:36:56,580 --> 01:36:59,980
The gristle mill has been fully activated and it's a netball.

2136
01:37:00,880 --> 01:37:02,460
On Network 2.

2137
01:37:02,780 --> 01:37:03,780
And Serena here is.

2138
01:37:03,780 --> 01:37:05,120
She is with the match point.

2139
01:37:05,500 --> 01:37:06,460
What she got in the deck.

2140
01:37:06,860 --> 01:37:07,660
It's an ace.

2141
01:37:08,220 --> 01:37:09,440
There she is, Serena.

2142
01:37:10,980 --> 01:37:12,040
Have you seen her?

2143
01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:13,540
Playing tennis.

2144
01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:14,900
Up in Ballymena.

2145
01:37:15,240 --> 01:37:16,520
Never been there myself.

2146
01:37:16,840 --> 01:37:17,400
Up north.

2147
01:37:18,300 --> 01:37:19,780
It's meant to be good shopping up there.

2148
01:37:20,960 --> 01:37:23,040
Liam Neeson I think is from there as well.

2149
01:37:23,260 --> 01:37:27,480
But more Wimbledon coming up next time on Network 2.

2150
01:37:27,480 --> 01:37:27,620
Ciao.

2151
01:37:27,620 --> 01:37:28,220
Ciao.

2152
01:37:28,220 --> 01:37:28,480
Ciao.

2153
01:37:28,480 --> 01:37:29,100
Ciao.

2154
01:37:29,100 --> 01:37:30,100
Ciao.

2155
01:37:30,100 --> 01:37:31,100
Ciao.

2156
01:37:31,100 --> 01:37:32,100
Ciao.

2157
01:37:32,100 --> 01:37:33,100
Ciao.

2158
01:37:33,100 --> 01:37:34,100
Ciao.

2159
01:37:34,100 --> 01:37:35,100
Ciao.

2160
01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:36,100
Ciao.

2161
01:37:36,100 --> 01:37:37,100
Ciao.

2162
01:37:37,100 --> 01:37:38,100
Ciao.

2163
01:37:38,100 --> 01:37:39,100
Ciao.

2164
01:37:39,100 --> 01:37:40,100
Ciao.

2165
01:37:40,100 --> 01:37:41,100
Ciao.

2166
01:37:41,100 --> 01:37:42,100
Ciao.

2167
01:37:42,100 --> 01:37:43,100
Ciao.

2168
01:37:43,100 --> 01:37:44,100
Ciao.

2169
01:37:44,100 --> 01:37:45,100
Ciao.

2170
01:37:45,100 --> 01:37:46,100
Ciao.

2171
01:37:46,100 --> 01:37:47,100
Ciao.

2172
01:37:47,100 --> 01:37:48,100
Ciao.

2173
01:37:48,100 --> 01:37:49,100
Ciao.

2174
01:37:49,100 --> 01:37:50,100
Ciao.

2175
01:37:50,100 --> 01:37:51,100
Ciao.

2176
01:37:51,100 --> 01:37:52,100
Ciao.

2177
01:37:52,100 --> 01:37:53,100
Ciao.

2178
01:37:53,100 --> 01:37:54,100
Ciao.

2179
01:37:54,100 --> 01:37:55,100
Ciao.

2180
01:37:55,100 --> 01:37:56,100
Ciao.

2181
01:37:56,100 --> 01:37:57,100
Ciao.

2182
01:37:57,100 --> 01:37:58,100
Ciao.

2183
01:37:58,100 --> 01:37:59,100
Ciao.

2184
01:37:59,100 --> 01:38:00,100
Ciao.

2185
01:38:00,100 --> 01:38:01,100
Ciao.

2186
01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:02,100
Ciao.

2187
01:38:02,100 --> 01:38:03,100
Ciao.

2188
01:38:03,100 --> 01:38:04,100
Ciao.

2189
01:38:04,100 --> 01:38:05,100
Ciao.

2190
01:38:05,100 --> 01:38:06,100
Ciao.

2191
01:38:06,100 --> 01:38:07,100
Ciao.

2192
01:38:07,100 --> 01:38:08,100
Ciao.

2193
01:38:08,100 --> 01:38:09,100
Ciao.

2194
01:38:09,100 --> 01:38:10,100
Ciao.

2195
01:38:10,100 --> 01:38:11,100
Ciao.

2196
01:38:11,100 --> 01:38:12,100
Ciao.

2197
01:38:12,100 --> 01:38:13,100
Ciao.

2198
01:38:13,100 --> 01:38:14,100
Ciao.

2199
01:38:14,100 --> 01:38:15,100
Ciao.

2200
01:38:15,100 --> 01:38:16,100
Ciao.

2201
01:38:16,100 --> 01:38:17,100
Ciao.

2202
01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:17,100
Ciao.

2203
01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:18,100
Ciao.

2204
01:38:18,100 --> 01:38:18,100
Ciao.

2205
01:38:18,100 --> 01:38:19,100
Ciao.

2206
01:38:19,100 --> 01:38:20,100
Ciao.

2207
01:38:20,100 --> 01:38:21,100
Ciao.

2208
01:38:21,100 --> 01:38:22,100
Ciao.

2209
01:38:22,100 --> 01:38:23,100
Ciao.

2210
01:38:23,100 --> 01:38:24,100
Ciao.

2211
01:38:24,100 --> 01:38:24,100
Ciao.

2212
01:38:24,100 --> 01:38:25,100
Ciao.

2213
01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:26,100
Ciao.

2214
01:38:26,100 --> 01:38:27,100
Ciao.

2215
01:38:27,100 --> 01:38:28,100
Ciao.

2216
01:38:28,100 --> 01:38:58,080
Thank you.
